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>be you
>buy discount Ray Lewis Jersey off of DHGate or at Goodwill
>buy eye back for areas under your eyes
>athletic tape for your wrists and knuckles to look really fucking scary
>hide behind large hedgerow bush
>leave bike unlocked, with tires inflated to 20psi
>when he takes it and makes those first few pedals on deflated tires you hurdle the hedgerow and gain speed
>hit him with full tackling force when he is salmoning trying to figure out why bike not go fast
>do sack dance involving throat slit gesture above your vanquished bum enemy.
I do the same but with mormons on their bikes doorknocking to teach them to stop spreading the word of God in my neighborhood.