I love road cyclists.
Personally I would never ride a bicycle on a road, because too many drivers are dangerous.

I love road cyclists because you can instantly tell that people are shitty drivers when they hate cyclists. 100% of peoplenive met who hate cyclists get regular speeding, parking, and other tickets and every single one of them has totalled at least one car.

>They don't belong on the road!
Yes they do, it was in your state issued handbook when you got your learners permit.

>they were under taking!
No, you didn't check your mirror before turning

>the bike lane ended at the intersection, they are supposed to dismount and walk it across!
No it didn't. No they aren't.

>these grown ass men are too old to be playing with toys
Yeah, we get it, you havnt done any exercise since high-school and are so fat you haven't seen your dick in 5 years.

If someone gets angry to the point of openly fantasizing about murdering a cyclist I know they are a shitty, angry driver who shouldn't be allowed to drive, and aren't safe to ride with.

Oh no, a cyclist, I have to slow down for almost 30 seconds and then over take them when safe oh woe is me, my life is over now!