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>be me
>hiking alone in the woods at nighttime
>hear rustling in the bushes, fucking heart rate goes through the roof
>shine flashlight, see two huge fucking eyes staring back at me
>OH FUCKING SHIT
>8 foot tall gigachad american black bear
>heart pounding, slowly back away from the bear
>bear starts walking towards me, getting closer and closer
>heart racing, sweat pouring down my face
>suddenly, the bear starts speaking in a deep, rumbling voice
>"hey man, you got any honey? I'm fucking starving over here."
>fucking bear can talk, what the fuck
>give the bear some granola bars and we become fucking bros
>turns out the bear is a fucking construction worker
>we talk shop and chill around the campfire all fucking night
>wake up in the morning, bear is gone
>life will never be the same, fucking love that bear
i miss you bear bro..
