>>2122172Ok I'll one up you. Warning don't read this.
>be sleeping outside in grass one night>next morning wake up and keep hiking >start to hear strange scratching noise coming from my left ear>every 15-20 minutes there's this rustling in my ear, sounds and feels almost like I have water trapped there. But water that is moving by itself. >this continues for another days and a half>really annoying and starting to get concerned.>that night lying in camp with that same ear facing downwards>suddenly feel something leaving my ear, hm maybe this was a small peace of dirt or a leaf or something >move my hand up to find an about 3/4 of an inch beetle/roach has just exited my ear 