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>Five of us in a six man tent
>Cold outside, but not below freezing
>Tired after a long day
>Everyone's been drinking
>Everyone's sound asleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Hear a splashing sound
>Is it rain leaking in?
>Sit up
>Friend is standing up by the wall
>What's he doing?
>Wait he isn't... he can't be.. he's... he's...
>He is pissing in the tent
>IN THE TENT
>I scream "WHAT?!"
>Other three guys wake up
>Everyone screaming
>Everyone trying to get away
>Everyone scrambling for the zip
>We finally get out
>We calm down a bit
>"WHAT THE FUCK BRO"
>"It was too cold outside, man. It was freezing. I couldn't go out. My dick would snap off. I really needed to go. It was an emergency. It's all part of the experience."
>It's
>All
>Part
>Of
>The
>Experience
>mfw
>Too dark to pack up and go home
>We had to get back in the pissy tent and sleep
>Never speak to him again
