>>141736Barska Colorado. I've got a non-shitty scope too, but this one was $25 on sale on Amazon. Cheap plastic crap but it's really light. Wasn't expecting to see anything through it at that price but it's surprisingly not too bad. No good for targets but not bad for bird ID and such and zoomed out it's still low enough power you can use it hand held. I take it on bike rides sometimes.
I know this is the opposite of what you wanted but other /out/ists might like it.