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>The Tailgater.This is mostly what we get at the KOA. Dad is a contractor or other successful tradesman. He drives a big brotruck and pulls a $80k+ mansion on wheels behind it. Mom is a trophy wife, dresses like a teenager and is never without her trendy hat or drink in her hand. The kids (especially the boys) always have retarded names like Hunter, Dakota, Ryker, Cash, Jameson, Sawyer, etc. Not even fucking joking. I heard every single one of these names at work today.
>The dorksDad works in a cubicle. Mom is fat and wears Mickey Mouse t-shirts and sweaters. The kids are boy scouts. They have a pop-up trailer that they pull behind their minivan or crossover. They always reek of sunscreen. This is the 2nd most common type we get at the KOA.
>Ultra lightPretty admirable /out/ accomplishments, but have no fucking clue how to improvise or relax because they are always bitching about having slightly imperfect/inappropriate gear. They always "brought the wrong shoes" and constantly stop because they "need to add/lose a layer".
>The BushcrafterBATON BATON BATON! SLEEP ON STICKS! I SPENT $300 ON MY AX OR OVERSIZED KNIFE!
>The Mallninja/MilsurperThey pretty much go in the woods to larp. They always take military surplus gear because they don't know any better, and just assume that military = GOAT, and not one-size-fits-all, made by the lowest bidder like it actually is. They think they need that heavy-duty durability to go overnight once a year. These guys have their hearts in the right place though, and typically grow out of it as they become more experienced.
