>>2815211unsure of Mawmaw's genetics. I don't remember what color her hair is, but I'm gonna assume dark brown. unsure of her eyes either. I think she's... white? but who knows from where.
Husband is mexican. not MEXICAN... just brown. not sure he could pick out Mexico on a map. I will once again interject: he seems like an OK person, just used up.
kids are whatever. I don't know whose they are and don't care.
to be fair, I'm Potato/Sheep.
Picrel keeps the trash on edge. not by my command, but because; much like their own pitbulls, THEY have trained our guardian by their misbehavior, that THEY are a problem and must be watched and warned aboot. he did not do this at first. it took about 12 months of constant incursions. now if they move, he's on it.
when they go outside, he goes to *his* property line to bark and pace. we have him trained to stay aboot 50ft back from the actual property line. if they want to cook out: barking. if mawmaw wants to manatee in their above ground, outdoor drinking hole: BARKING. fucking rat-dogs chasing Mawmaw's own chickens from her property onto ours... BARKING & snack if the rats get in reach.
it's far enough away from our house, and our house has thick walls and spray foam insulation... we don't hear it unless we are intentionally listening to his tone. on the other hand, because of how small (narrow) their strip of land is he's probably only 100' to 175' away from mawmaws watering hole, which is aboot 25 feet from the cinderblocks they stacked up outside their back door.
dog is trained well & there are two cameras that capture their trailer & him in frame while he is near the property line. cameras are visible to Mawmaw's herd, so they know not to do anything stupid to çoban, since he's on His land.
if they weren't dicks, I would have trained çoban to curb alerts about them on their own property. but even Mawmaw's tribe understands his alerts are valid & justified, no matter how the feel aboot it.
