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I was car camping at a forest service campground once, and one of the local squirrels was clearly living la buena vida off jerk campers. Really pushy. We were constantly shooing it, and it kept climbing pants and being a nuisance.
Eventually I got frustrated and started swatting it with a plastic spatula, but the little assbastard kept coming back.
Finally, in a fit of exasperation, I applied the spatula in the prescribed manner and flipped that squirrel twenty feet into the woods.
It didn't work; the squirrel eventually returned, but I felt better about the situation.
