THIS THREAD IS ABOUT FUCKING BEARS

>be a boysc/out/ at a camp in stanley idaho
>retard in our tent spills an entire thing of OFF in his sleeping bag
>we all joke that a bear will smell it and were all gonna die
>go to sleep
>next day we wake up and there is commotion
>a dude in a camp saw a bear last night
>one of our coolers is totally fucked up
>were all collectively saying damn
>go back in the tent to grab something
>OFF retard is eating a quaker chewy bar in his sleeping bag
>there are a bunch more of them in his backpack
>he forgot his pillow and was using his backpack

this dude seriously had a bunch of chewy bars right next to his face with a bear in our campsite. we were of course all really pissed and made him put them all in the bear bag.

any other bear stories?