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Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 20:46:04 No.527396 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>527397 >>527416 >>527421 >>528049 >>528120

Where can I find a realistic alien doll to sneak in and place outside somebodies camp while they are asleep?

does this have the potential to cause permanent brain injury or death by heartattack?

mite b 2scary

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 20:47:39 No.527397 Report

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>>527396
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 21:13:14 No.527416 Report

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>>527396
Dunno, but it certainly has the potential to cause you permanent injury or death by bullet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 21:24:34 No.527421 Report

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>>527396
I have a really fucked-up looking clay alien fœtus in a jar. It's been my nightlight since I was wee. I would let you borrow it OP but it's too dear to me. You might be able to find one somewhere though still. Look up "Area 51 Alien Embryo light" and stuff like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 21:55:53 No.527442 Report

Quoted By: >>527443 >>527501

Aliens are fucking pleb-tier, OP. What you really want to do is try and make people think there's a Big Foot around. Best way to do this is whooping, and banging loud rocks or sticks together in sets of 3s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 22:01:58 No.527443 Report

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>>527442
Leave some jack links beef jerky near their fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 22:34:45 No.527465 Report

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>>527443

>tfw I used to live in Minong and the squatch was real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 23:37:01 No.527501 Report

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>>527442
Sometimes I wonder if there have been two groups of different people looking for bigfoot in the woods. Of course, they don't know each other or that the other group is there.

>Guy starts banging sticks
>Other group hears it
>responds with whooping
>They both think they've communicated with bigfoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2015 23:46:32 No.527509 Report

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how much weed does the jew want you to smoke per day?

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jun 2015 21:24:22 No.528049 Report

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>>527396
search for alien love doll

style it with a blanket
and a headlamp

activate the headlamp
hang doll into the trees

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jun 2015 23:24:17 No.528095 Report

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>>528049
10/10 would pack

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2015 00:13:13 No.528120 Report

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>>527396
> realistic alien doll
> realistic alien
> realistic

In order for it to be realistic it would have to be modeled after something that actually exists. If you want to call it a alien doll that's fine. Just don't be a dumbass and call it realistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2015 00:50:39 No.528139 Report

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>>528120
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2015 02:35:39 No.528185 Report

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>>527416

haha, nah man
you have no fucking clue how easy it is to sneak this fucker in your perimeter at night

literally, imagine yourself waking up at night, (because im purposely making noises and maybe throwing a few tiny rocks at you), unzipping your tent and seeing this fucking faggot just staring at you innawoods in the middle of the night

you would literally DIE motherfucker
and the only way you could prevent this, was if you had a dog

nothing gets within 20 yards of a dog without ur bro sounding the alarm.
unless ur dog is a worthless fagget

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jun 2015 19:14:20 No.529076 Report

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Use this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VZjrkHcd8
Wear this http://www.amazon.com/SecondSkin-2Face-Solid-Spandex-Mask/dp/B00BNGZTNS/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1433531538&sr=8-15&keywords=alien+mask

anonymous

anonymous Mon 08 Jun 2015 03:28:49 No.530764 Report

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>>528120
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