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Quoted By: >>840450
>Be innaicelake
>Waiting with my trusty weapon
>A curling stone
>Waited with it all goddamn season
>No deer no moose no small game bagged this year
>It's the last day of Canadian goose season
>See one of them fuckers
>Sneak up behind it
>Deploy_stone.exe
>Fucking stealth stone, the bastard doesn't hear it
>BOOM
>Hits him in the side, doesn't kill
>Wing broken
>My two partners show up with their brooms
>Bastard goose tried to run away from the stone
>Not today fucker
>Intense fucking sweeping
>Stone starts to redirect its path to the goose
>Bastard turns to the left
>right back into the ice
>Sweepers start going fucking ham on it
>It starts speeding up
>The goose is loose
>Keeps running around on the ice
>wildgoosechase.webm
>This continues for hours
>Finally the fucker is exhausted
>Collapses and allows the stone to run him over
>Fuck yeah bag and tag
>Start tagging
>Check the time
>12:01 AM
>Department of wildlife shows up
>Arrested for killing a protected species out of season
>Get 10 years
>Waiting with my trusty weapon
>A curling stone
>Waited with it all goddamn season
>No deer no moose no small game bagged this year
>It's the last day of Canadian goose season
>See one of them fuckers
>Sneak up behind it
>Deploy_stone.exe
>Fucking stealth stone, the bastard doesn't hear it
>BOOM
>Hits him in the side, doesn't kill
>Wing broken
>My two partners show up with their brooms
>Bastard goose tried to run away from the stone
>Not today fucker
>Intense fucking sweeping
>Stone starts to redirect its path to the goose
>Bastard turns to the left
>right back into the ice
>Sweepers start going fucking ham on it
>It starts speeding up
>The goose is loose
>Keeps running around on the ice
>wildgoosechase.webm
>This continues for hours
>Finally the fucker is exhausted
>Collapses and allows the stone to run him over
>Fuck yeah bag and tag
>Start tagging
>Check the time
>12:01 AM
>Department of wildlife shows up
>Arrested for killing a protected species out of season
>Get 10 years
