>>10035020Text message to Amelia from Jennifer:
>So you're NEVER going to guess what happened. >I was like, crawling under the ring, and when I came out the other side, there was a steel chair under the ring that wasn't there before.>So i crawled under to grab it, and when I crawled back out, I was ringside when Ash was cutting his promo and issuing the IC open challenge.>So I threw my pom pom back under the ring, and when I crawled out I was back here in the mansion.>I know this sounds like, super fucking retarded, but I think I might have super fucking powers?>I just have to have, like, something that is attached to a particular person in order to do it.>Maybe next time that little Oni girl talks shit on tweetstagram I'll be able to, like, teleport behind her and be all, like, "it's kinda personal, kid" and then drop her with a Sapphire cutter from out of nowhere!>LMAO can you imagine the look on her face? It'll be all like *EMOJI WITH X's FOR EYES*.>In fact. Remind me to remind the servant's to pick up some Onigiri from the supermarket to throw under the ring. I'm gonna try it next time she talks shit to me on tweetstagram LOL! 