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>RAW after Wrestlemania
>Goldberg theme hits
>Goldberg gets into the ring
>”YA KNOW... I THINK THE WWE IS PRETTY COOL. BUT NOBODY IS AS COOL AS ME. THAT’S WHY FROM NOW ON, I’M NO LONGER GOLDBERG. MAYBE... I’M ICEBERG NOW.”
>crowd pops and starts chanting “iiiiicebeeerg”
>IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME
>Triple H walks out and gets on the mic
>”Ya see, Iceberg... you don’t get to decide who’s the coolest. I run this damn business. That’s why I’m the coolest and that’s why I’m changing my name to... Snowbreeze...”
>audience boos
>Cole: “Ya hear that, Corey? Snowbreeze!”
>commercial break
>Vince is backstage pissed off at Snowbreeze
>”You can’t just change your name, dammit.”
>”But, Pops...”
>”Oh and you run the business?”
>”D-dad.. please...”
>”That’s it. This Sunday at WWE Snow Job, you and Iceberg are gonna have a little match. For the right to be cool. And if you lose... you will never... be Snowbreeze...”
>CASTROL GTX PRESENTS... WWE... SNOW JOB...
>Iceberg buries Snowbreeze in 30 seconds
>next night on Raw
>Vince comes out
>”Well Snowbreeze, I think we all saw just how breezy you really are. Snowbreeze... YOU’RE FIRED...”
>Snowbreeze leaves arena in limo
>6 months later
>crowd bored of Iceberg, booing him after he buries Adam Cold in 10 seconds
>Goldberg music plays
>Iceberg confused
>someone walks out onto the ramp
>it’s Triple H but he’s completely bald and has a goatee
>He does Goldberg’s pyro entrance thing but instead of pyro it’s a water fountain and he stands in it he spits it out like he normally would do in his own entrance
>”IS THAT? ...IT IS! IT’S SNOWBERG.”
>Crowd: “Snoooowbeeeerg”
>”Ya see Iceberg, if I can’t be Snowbreeze... I can be you...”
>Iceberg puts a wig on
>”YA SEE SNOWBERG, MAYBE...”
>”No you can’t do that...”
>they go back and forth until The Abominable Snowfiend returns and dispatches of them both
