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>The smarks ruined my push - look at me, 6'2, built, long flowing locks of blonde hair, girls want to be with me, guys want to be me... but the fat smarks in the crowd wanted a literal fucking ogre because they could relate to him. It was a fucking travesty!
>I heard Shrek was arguing with creative and took his ball and went home, I'm thinking FINALLY, time for my push - what do they say?
>They tell me my new gimmick is pretending to be a transformed version of Shrek. I couldn't fucking believe it - the marks were in the fucking ring at this point. I take it and I run with it, the fans don't buy it, Fiona couldn't even work the fucking gimmick it was so stupid. Then the movie ends with me jobbing.
>I got a good heel run out of it in Shrek 3 but look at me - if you build a fairy-tale hero from the ground up it's me!
