>>9931218“Oh, gosh, where do I even begin? There’s a health food store I go to down near Spaghetti Avenue. The owner used to love seeing me, but last time I went, he snapped and accused me of stealing from him! I’ve never stolen from him at all! And then the SpagDonalds just down the road got shut down because of gross rats or something in the food -- and I just ate there! What if I ate a rat! Ewww! But then worst of all, someone poisoned the fish at the aquarium! They were an exotic species that I loved seeing, but they’re all dead. They were meant to open an exhibit for something today”--
>“Yabbies.”“W-what?!”
>”It was a yabby exhibit. I love that fucken aquarium. Got some rare fish there that remind me a-home. I’d ‘eard about the fish, but I wouldn’t-a thought you the poisoning type.”“It wasn’t me!”
>”Nyeh heh heh, I know cunt. I’m just pullin’ ya leg. But all that’s a fair kick in the arse, innit? Sounds like you’ve got a problem.”“I know. I think I’m cursed.”
>”Nah, mate. I think you’ve got a different kind of problem. I think you’ve got someone out ta get ya. By the way, mate, who’s that cunt followin’ ya?” 