>>16346008>work at a production office with this very scenario>wrap party meet the boyfriend>"You're the work husband?">"You're the actual boyfriend.">pause>him: "What do I get her for her birthday?">me: "She told you [x]. She would love tickets to the Rangers.">him: "Thanks. So um you don't mind--"me: "No dude, the office is boring. She at least is funny. Otherwise I'd go crazy. Happy to help her too with all of Jim's dumb demands."
him: "You're ok."
>at work she likes to sit in my lap and grind while I edit spreadsheets and play MCR - "But this is as far as it goes.">mfw this was 2 years and I never have to deal with any of her crazy shit 