>>12803820>get new job>by it's nature the women who work there are almost all hot since you need to be /fit/, have naturally good eyesight and hearing, no major conditions that require medication>never bang work girls but manage to network with some of their similar looking friends>bang two of them in a month>no deception or foul play on my part>"i heard anon is a manwhore">qt dispatch girl that i had an actual crush on cold shoulders me>sideways remarks from female coworkers at least once a week>the guys actually made things worse by talking up how much of a fire hydrant sized dick having, pussy annihilating fuck master i am, way out of proportion for what i would even say about myself when boasting>back to using bumbleAt the end of the day I would rather be getting laid than getting high fives