https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZN_nUe8koc>Greeting and salutations, Waifu Wrestling Alliance. I understand that it is rather unbecoming of us to keep appearing and disappearing, but unlike most of you, we have certain matters outside this very ring to attend to.Mmmmmmurrrrrrghhaaaaaghhh…………
>You see, there are some nasty rumors going around that I must quell. People have been talking about me and “a certain someone”, a certain someone that has recently disappeared, so to speak. People, nay, the whole world is apparently hoping for the best, yet don’t assume the worst…Well, let me tell you the truth right here and right now…Raawwrraaaagahhhhgeeeee…..EEEEeeeeEEEeee……….
>Hmhmhmhmhmhm, the truth is……>What good…..>…….>……is the charred, burned skeleton of an 18-year-old with a false moniker going to do me? That’s what you people are whining about, right? Why can’t Dr. Sorass raise Skelly Skelly from the dead? It’s a simple deduction really, and you need only look at my darling Kryptine to figure it out. Flesh rotten but still intact and protecting all organs, including the two hearts beating and pumping in unison. A big, yet strong and sturdy foundation that can grapple with the mightiest of living women AND men. Do you really think, that in Skelly Skelly’s current state, any of that would be possible? Not a chance. Kryptine is the complete package, the Modern Prometheus. Skelly was nothing. Weak body, weak mind, weak spirit….>EeeeeheeHEHEheeHEHEEHEeeHEEHHEee!1/2
