MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #5 - THE EST OF DUBYA DUBYEE EDITION
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THE SHOW SO FAR:
> Monday Night Fricken Rollins hypes the crowd up, Riddle interrpupts and gets a recruitment attempt from the Judgement Day, leading to Riddle vs Finn with Seth closing it out
> Cena voiceover ads for Honda
> Someone accidentally let Dominik speak to a camera and it was LYNCHIAN
> WWE Women's previously Undisputed Universal Tag Team Champions Beast and the Beauty, Raquel Rodriguez and Aliyah fight DAMAGE CTRL's Dakota Kai & LYO SKY and lose their titles becuase Aliyah is meant for sexuals, not rasslin
> Johnny "I can't wait for Taika Waititi's STAR WARS®" abuses a height-disadvantaged minority Olympian
> The Youngest Ever Money in the Bank Winner Austin Theory addresses the WWE Universe after taking a selfie with a prone Papa John, only to be interrupted by the physical embodiment of pizza
> Jimmy Smith tells the WWE Universe that they get to vote for NXT 2.0 things but nobody on earth has found a way to actually vote
CURRENTLY:
> Bianca Belair issues an open challenge and is surprised by the Rainbow
STILL TO COME:
> Stuffed crust pizza and mental health medication ads
> The return of the Nigerian Giant
> MIZ TV: Dexter Lumis escapes prison and traumatizes the A-Lister and his beautiful wife
> 24/7 shenanigans
> Rey Mysterio Jr's little boy versus Edge
