>>11187595Right fucking now nigger pay attention.
Chapter 1 -- The Fiend Discovers Pain
The Fiend had been spending most of his time these days trying to figure out a way to rid himself of Seth Rollins once and for all. Time and time again, he thwarted his attempts to take the Universal Championship for himself. Each defeat left him more and more frustrated, and these defeats increased his anger at Seth Rollins and, consequently, his desire for revenge. He had tried everything -- each gimmick was bigger and stronger, and yet it didn't matter. Each time he thought he had created the ultimate scheme, the architect would "burn it down" and somehow, some way, defeat him. And it was at this point, just when The Fiend was at his lowest, feeling that perhaps Seth Rollins was too strong for him and that he should leave the WWE Universe alone, when he made a most horrific discovery. While monitoring humanity's broadcasts one day, he discovered torture.
To the participants in the NPR discussion panel, they probably thought they were doing a good deed. The participants were regional representatives of Amnesty International, and were discussing the use and abuse of torture throughout the world today. The concept was foreign to The Fiend -- after all, beings such as him do not feel pain. So he tapped into some of humanity's literature, and learned all about what torture was. And it excited him.
This, he thought, was the ultimate device to use on Rollins! Subject him to torture, and that would destroy him once and for all! He sent Ramblin' Rabbit and some Puppets out of the funhouse to gather all the literature they could find that would help him inflict pain on a human being. They returned shortly with a series of books -- several anatomy books and medical texts, documentation from Amnesty, and shocking manuals from the CIA, KGB, and other agencies detailing how to torture victims.
