>>9931211>“Oi? Yeah nah, cunt, grab a seat. Old mate Sheila, that’s me. Just some lonely cunt feeding some duckos, since I ain’t got nothin’ to prepare for. Not like youse, but. I hear you’ve run inta ol’ Cassie Kade?”“Um, yeah. I’ve got Cassie Kade at the beach show coming up. I’ll be honest, I was kind of worried, just after the last few times we’ve interacted. But she said something on Tweetstagram about wanting to do it right, so I’m feeling okay about the match. I’ve just had some... strange luck lately. I won’t bore you with it, though.”
>”Firstly love, I dun reckon you should trust a word that comes outta that chick’s mouth. And for two, fucken oath, mate. I’m literally spendin’ me days sittin’ on me arse feeding the fucken ducks. I reckon I’ve got time for a quick yarn. I’m all ears, mate. What’s getting ya knickers in a knot?”