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TARPS LAYED DOWN EVERYWHERE
ALL I SEE ARE EMPTY CHAIRS
CAN'T GET ANY ASSES IN THE SEATS
CROWD'S NOT HERE, BECAUSE I BLOW
NO ONE'S COMING TO MY SHOW
EVERYONE DECIDED TO STAY HOME
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
MY FATHER SAID...DON'T BE A WRESTLER
CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER DRAW A DIME
NOBODY WANTS TO PAY, I GAVE THEM ALL AWAY
THEY GOT FREE TICKETS
BUT STILL THE PLACE IS DEAD, LIKE MY DADDY SAID
ALL I HEAR IS CRICKETS
NO THEY'RE BOOEING ME
I AM A SHITTER