>>17045772Well you know Anon the thing about Batista is that as names go, that one doesn't make the cut brother, that's as my momma used to say "nothing but a pipefitter's dream" and I know all about pipefitters and their dreams of me, baby.
And the other thing is that when you think about it, Batista doesn't sound tough, doesn't have that special K zest to it I eat for dinner every night.
When you think about it, Batista's name is so weak that it couldn't carry a bucket of fried chicken across Ethiopia on a scooter unscathed.
What you really need in a name is Leviathan, the sort of name that will deprive you of your dignity, the kind that will stick its thumb up your ass in the locker room for fun and that when this happens, you'll be thinking of as the best name to have taken you in the ass for a rib.
