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>Hello everyone, this is Gwyn Cornette here, as always with The Great Brianna Last.
>Brianna, have you SEEN the card for the WWA's Waifus Collide show? Jesus Christ, what are they thinking?
>You're putting Kelly Olivier, the skeleton chick, and some gun-slinging asshole all in the main event? The only woman in that match that I can take seriously is Bishamonta, and that's only because she's the only one that looks like a real wrestler! I'm not sure what I expected when I heard a literal dog was in charge of the company, but I expected it to be a little bit better than this!
>And then you have Farmer Girl versus the Queen for ownership of Farmer Girl's farm? This ain't the 80s anymore, folks! This kind of goofy shit isn't going to fly anymore!
>And goddamn, you're putting a rumble *and* a hell in a cell match on the same card? Fuck's sake are you trying to kill the crowd? They're going to be exhausted as hell by the time you get to the main event!
>I've seen Jenny Janela book shows better than this, and you know I'm pissed off once I give her and her outlaw mudshows any kind of a compliment. Hell, this would be more entertaining if it WAS an outlaw mudshow! At least we'd get to see the girls fighting in mud matches!
>Jesus Christ, what is Spaghetti Dog thinking with this nonsense?!
