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SO I WAS DOING MY SUPER COOL BIG BROTHER GIMMICK TO SAVE MY LITTLE SISTER IN KAYFABE, SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO FUCKEN WRESTLE ON THE BATTLE CITY PPV AND YUGI SAID THAT THE PAYCHECK WAS FUCKEN HIGH! I DIDN'T KNOW THE PROGRAM AND I DIDN'T PLANNED SHIT ON THIS PPV BECAUSE I WAS HELPING LIL' SICK KIDS AND RIBBING KOIBA, WORKING THAT FUCKEN AUTIST SMARK IS ALWAYS FUNNY!
*look his watch*
SO YEAH, YUGI CALLED AND TOLD ME ABOUT THIS FUCKEN PROGRAM! HE GOT SOME NEW EXOTIC WORKERS FROM EGYPT, AND KOIBA RENTED A WHOLE FUCKEN CITY AS A STAGE IN KAYFABE! IT'S A GODDAMN MASSIVE PROGRAM WITH EGYPIANS GODS AND EVIL TWINS, Y'KNOW FUCKEN RUSSO ESOTERIC SHIT! YUGI TOLD ME THAT ALL I HAD TO DO IS TO WORK MY SPOTS CLEAN AND I'LL GET PAID!
*drink Meteor Dragon soda*
SO, TO ENTER THE BATTLE CITY PROGRAM YOU NEED TO BE A GOOD WORKER, AND YOU ARE ATTRIBUED A NUMBER OF STARS, DEPENDING OF THE QUALITY OF YOUR ACE. FUCKEN KOIBA RIBBED ME AND ONLY GAVE ME 1 STAR! I KNOW THAT I'M THE BUTTMONKEY OF THE JOKES, BUT COME ON! ONE STAR?! THEY CHANGED TO 4 STARS AFTER THIS.
*drink water*
ANYWAYS, I START THE TOURNAMENT AND ATEM TOLD ME I HAVE TO JOB AND LOSE MY FUCKEN RED EYES BLACK DRAGON IN ORDER TO KEEP THE STORY GOING! ALREADY STARTED AND ALREADY JOBBING AND LOSING MY ACE?! ALRIGHT ATEM, TO WHO I SHOULD JOB?! TO A FUCKEN GREEN NAMED SEEKER AND PULLING THAT FUCKEN RUSSO EXODIA?! I DID MY SPOT CLEAN! FIRST MATCH AND I'M ALREADY BURIED?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I WANTED A REMATCH BUT FUCKEN ATEM BIG LEAGUED ME AND SQUASH HIM AND TAKE MY BLACK DRAGON AND I HAD TO REFUSE IT IN A SHITTY SPOT?!
*slam the table with his fist*
MY NEXT MATCH IS WITH THIS NEW GUY, ESPA ROBA WITH HIS PSYCHIC GIMMICK! I TRIED MY BEST TO SELL IT AND I GAIN THIS NEW JINZO FINSIHER! AND THE NEXT MATCHES ARE JUST COME BACKS FROM THE DUELIST KINGDOM PROGRAM! SOME OLD GUYS THAT JUST CAME HERE FOR A CHECK THEN LEAVE! BUT IT WAS GOOD TO SEE THEM AGAIN! THEN AFTER DEFEATING ALL THE JOBBERS I COULD CHALLENGE KOIBA!
*drink Red Eyes Black Rum*
