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https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Krypt-Chan “Do you think you can help me? I’m not really bad, if I wanted to eat you I would!”
“You’ll eat me?”
“I mean, no, I meant that I can but won’t because I’m not a bad bug!”
Be it the bizarreness of the situation or his mind too tired to think, this made sense to Tobias. A normal tyranid would eat him by now. He stared at the yellow pupils, almost drawn into her eyes and face. The moon’s pale light accentuated the sharp angles of her nose and lips that resembled so close to a human.
“I’ll help you…”
“Really?”
A smile revealed the deadly maw of jagged fangs. Ninety-Nine’s tail wagged.
“Yes, where do you need to go?”
“I don’t know.” Ninety-Nine set Tobias down. She cupped her cheek as she pondered. “I’m not going to look so well when I come in… Where are we?”
“Sector Six.” Tobias said. “We’re close to Sector Five here.”
“Oh that’s where Stracken is!” Ninety-Nine cheered. “But he won’t recognize me without any armor…”
“I can go back by myself.” Tobias offered. “I’m certain you will be shot moment you are seen, and I will be as well since they will assume I am under your control.”
>I’ll follow you until you get to Sector Five, I’ll wait at the entrance. I’ll hide if I see anyone. >I can wait here >Write-in Additional choice (optional)
>“I wouldn’t really eat you by the way… you have pretty eyes that’d be a waste.” [Face check] >“I wouldn’t really eat you by the way… Not that I think you’ll taste bad but I like having you here.” [Face check]
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>>6218662 >Tobias Cena, Cadian Ninety-Second Infantry Regiment, The Firebrands, First Hour of invasion. Anonymous
>>6218662 >Roboute Guilliman, Kryptman, and Pangea: The Judgment of The First Inquisitor. Anonymous
>>6218662 >>Tobias Cena, Cadian Ninety-Second Infantry Regiment, The Firebrands, First Hour of invasion. >>6218667 After he was used as a bargaining chip against 99 it would be a shitty idea just to off him I imagine.
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>>6218662 >Suleiman & Faithful Perpetuity, House Aya, First Hour of invasion. >Yes I'm fine with Pangea's existence in this.
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>>6218662 >>Tobias Cena, Cadian Ninety-Second Infantry Regiment, The Firebrands, First Hour of invasion. Anonymous
>>6218662 >Suleiman & Faithful Perpetuity, House Aya, First Hour of invasion. As long as any references are exposited, then I don't mind Pangaea showing up.
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Tobias Cena did not agree with his new rank. He survived, barely led, but yet, he was promoted. The commissars and the officers acted warily around Tobias, as if he’s been marked or as if he smelled like grox manure. After his mission on Roland, he was led to a small room to discuss with an interrogator of the Inquisition. He hoped for a bullet to the head, or something that would kill him quickly. Being tortured to death was not on his list of preferred death for a guardsman. After a review of hi service record, Instead of an execution, he was recommended for a promotion in which he got. Sergeant Tobias Cena, and also Agent Tobias Cena of Ordo Xenos. When asked why, the interrogator told him that now that he knew Ninety-Nine and that she had an attachment toward him, he would be used in the future, hence the new ranks. A mere trooper had no place, but a platoon sergeant did. “Five minutes before landing!” Tobias sat strapped inside the chimera, and he and his new squad, along with others, waited in disciplined silence. Their mission was tougher than others, he and his platoon was to thwart the assault on the field hospital. These damn xenos didn’t even have the honor to leave the wounded. The muffled sound of xeno weapons popped off. The vehicle lurched forward then stopped. The straps loosened as the back door slid up. “Move move move!”
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Tobias exited first and his squad followed. The xenos infantry took cover in the chunks of debris and their own barriers. The honorless xenos’ defense needed to be cut through before getting to the hospital. Las and pulse flew, whizzing past, kicked up dust stung his eyes and his tongue tasted dirt. Compared to the tyranids, these xenos were no match. “Push forward!” With armor support and greater numbers, the defenses were easily crushed. His stomach sunk when his company arrived to the hospital, the stench of death and ash were already marinated. The least they could do was bury them, give them a dignified funeral. “RRAGH! DIE XENOS!” A familiar voice’s shout echoed from a ruined building. Tobias ordered his platoon to enter the building with him as the lead. A platoon of flashlights illuminate the dark interior littered with dead xenos battlesuits. Among them, a hulking giant splattered in blue blood and ogryn armor and the strangely flexible and intimidating mechadendrite stood. “What is that thing? Sergeant permission to—” “Stand down!” Tobias shouted. “Can’t be…” The tall woman glanced at the new arrivals then tossed an arm. The jagged tail wagged. “Tobias?” Tobias wanted to be anywhere but here. “Ninety-Nine?” Tobias dared to say. “Tobias!” Maybe it was her voice or her knowing his name, the troopers finally lowered their guns. “Oh Lawd Emperaw…” Billy said in his southern Cadian accent. “She’s comin’.” “Tobiiiaaassssssss!" Ninety-Nine ran at a frightening speed, in a blink she covered the distance between her and his platoon. Ninety-Nine’s arms reached out and grabbed him.>Before he knew it, he was thrown high in the air, caught and then raised up like a mother raising her baby for an ‘upsies’. >She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor >Write-in
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>>6219111 >>She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:Cz5Qp0cb Fri 28 Mar 2025 03:06:58 No. 6219126 Report Quoted By:
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>>6219111 >She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor Anonymous
>>6219111 >>She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor >>Write-in: And before he could utter a word, 99 cupped his (face) cheeks in her hands. "You remembered me." She said, almost sobbing, "Thank you, t...thank you." "...Oh my Emperor, it's really you".
Tobias could only remain silent while he saw 99's face go from teary-eyed smile to ugly cry face after a few words.
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>She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor
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>>6219111 >>Before he knew it, he was thrown high in the air, caught and then raised up like a mother raising her baby for an ‘upsies’. DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:3ewTSr0P Fri 28 Mar 2025 14:51:35 No. 6219292 Report Quoted By:
>>6219167 I support this write in.
The giant monster lady crying out of happiness sounds adorable
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>>6219111 >>Before he knew it, he was thrown high in the air, caught and then raised up like a mother raising her baby for an ‘upsies’. Anonymous
>>6219111 >>She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor Anonymous
>>6219111 >She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor >>6219167 Personally I prefer blithe cheer to her crying.
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>>6219111 >She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor >>6219167 Support
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>>6219111 >She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor Krypt-Chan !!yhDW9T3WWhk
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>>She brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor >>6219563 >>6219504 >>6219487 >>6219466 >>6219167 >>6219152 >>6219112 Votes locked in
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Ninety-Nine brought him close to her chest and squeezed him, pushing his face into blood soaked armor. Tobias heard snickering from hsi platoon and one saying how him being hugged by a friendly seven foot tall woman was unfair and it should’ve been him. “I’m so happy to see you again I thought Clay killed you!” “Yes… well.” Tobias tried to breathe and to ignore the softness beneath the armor he felt. “He seemed to have a different idea.” “So he brought you to me?” Ninety-Nine said excitedly. “Are you mine now?” “N—” Tobias tried to breathe as he was smothered. “No! Ninety-Nine please release me you’re going to snap me in half!” “Whoops. Sorry.” Ninety-Nine bent down to put Tobias down gently. She looked down on the rest of the guardsmen so different from the Jopall and Maccabians. Ninety-Nine knelt to meet their eyes. This was her chance to impress new people with her super sophisticated speech. Sister Catherine’s teaching finally kicked in. “Greetings and Emperor’s blessings to you all, I am Ninety-Nine. I’m a… human working in the Inquisition. Pleasure to meet you all.” “Uh… thanks?” A guardsman said. Progress. Ninety-Nine giggled, then sighed. “I’m guessing you’re here to help… but I’m sorry, you’re too late.” Ninety-Nine said. “These filthy xenos killed most of our wounded. I’m not sure if there are any we can help.” “Damn xenos…” A guardsman spat at the ground. “A good xeno is a dead xeno.” “So, what do we do now?” Tobias said. “What do you mean?” Ninety-Nine said as she tilted her head. “You’re a higher ranked agent and you know more about these xenos than we do.” Tobias said. “I’ll defer to your judgment.”>“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” >“There’s no one to save… the best we can do is focus all our effort in defending this area.” >Write-in
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>>6219632 >“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” Anonymous
>>6219632 >>“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” + Write-in:
"Tobias you will come with me. So we can be to scout. You and me. Alone."
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:GaeZ4MIm Sat 29 Mar 2025 07:30:03 No. 6219684 Report Quoted By:
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>>6219632 >>“There’s no one to save… the best we can do is focus all our effort in defending this area.” Anonymous
>>6219632 >>“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” Anonymous
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>>6219651 >Support. Every life saved is a good one
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>>6219632 >“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” Anonymous
>>6219632 >>“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” Krypt-Chan !!yhDW9T3WWhk
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“We’ll set up a perimeter and look for survivors!” Sister Eloise was gone. So was Sergeant Dianne. No wounded survived. No defenders survived. Turning up on large debris or pulling up the crumbled tent revealed more and more dead guardsmen and sisters. The guardsmen she helped saved. The hospitallers she learned from. The sisters of the order she fought with. No one but Ninety-Nine survived. The bodies of the dead were burned in one large funeral pyre. Ninety-Nine sat on the floor, hugging her knees as she watched the fire send the dead to The Emperor’s embrace one grain of ash at a time. The commissar did not dare order Ninety-Nine, even Tobias, when he sat beside her while others worked, including the commissar. “I used to think people were food I couldn’t eat. But when I saw them hurting and crying, I realized they were like me. I did my best to make them better. They even thanked me… no one ever thanked me before. Sure, they praise whenever I destroy something, but never for putting something back together.” Ninety-Nine wiped the flowing tears on her cheeks. “Now they’re gone. I couldn’t save any of them.” “That wasn’t your fault,” Tobias said. “Yes it was!” Ninety-Nine said between her sobs. “If I was faster or stronger I could’ve saved one! What good am I if I can’t do the one thing I was created for?” Her haunting cry echoed. This was no weapon or an abomination. This was a… girl, far too young to have a burden. She was no astartes, a guardsman, or a weapon. Ninety-Nine was a girl, burdened with a responsibility he could not fathom. “In Roland, I watched a lot of my friends die, friends that I graduated bootcamp with.” Tobias stared at the fire as the voices of his friends echoed. “When I wasn’t fighting I broke down, all I thought about was how I couldn’t save them either.” “W—What did you do?” Ninety-Nine said with a hiccup. “I kept fighting for my friends. A hundred tyranid for each of them.” “Did you do it?” Tobias shook his head. “No, but if it weren’t for you their deaths would have been for nothing.” Tobias said. “Thank you, Ninety-Nine.” “I’m sorry about your friends.” “Thank you, but they’re with The Emperor now. They’ve done their duty. Ours is yet to finish. Ninety-Nine.” Tobias patted her shoulder then returned to his squad. That night, Ninety-Nine…>Stayed in the hospital to wait for the sisters >Took weapons from the quartermaster and left the tent >Write-in
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>>6220253 >Took weapons from the quartermaster and left the tent. Time to go hunting.
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>>6220253 >Stayed in the hospital to wait for the sisters Anonymous
>>6220253 >>Took weapons from the quartermaster and left the tent Anonymous
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>>6220256 The Predator is going hunting
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>>6220253 >Took weapons from the quartermaster and left the tent Anonymous
>>6220253 >Took weapons. A hundred Tau eh?
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:r1j7DHhq Sun 30 Mar 2025 14:49:13 No. 6220420 Report Quoted By:
>>6220296 Should we roll to see if 99 can do the math as to how many Tau she would need to kill?
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No updates today folks, I'll wrap the quest up here and start a new thread around next week.
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As always, if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please let me know or share them on Discord!
https://discord.gg/9k4u25rJ Anonymous
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>>6220253 >>Took weapons from the quartermaster and left the tent Anonymous
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>>6220253 >Stayed in the hospital to wait for the sisters If we go out on our own again, the reason Ninety-Nine was sent to the Sisters would have been for naught.
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Holy fuck, what a terrible April Fools.
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>>6221441 Jokes on us I guess.
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Does anyone know when this is coming back?
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>>6225995 The qm in the discord said next month
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>>6226043 Oh, okay. Thanks.