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A classic hangs on the wall, and you can't help yourself. An ordinary level one would have no chance at succeeding in goblin extermination after all, and even with a flat 100 across every attribute you would probably need to leverage the full breadth of your skills to complete it. The challenge excites you. The joys of a hard won victory have been denied to you for years beyond counting, and with goblins being how they are...
Defeat can be pretty sweet as well.
You find yourself daydreaming about a horde of goblins who just barely overcame you with numbers passing you around and using you as they would the village girl they kidnapped. The shame, the humiliation, the thrill of being violated after being overwhelmed by violent force...
"That's a dangerous quest you're looking at, ma'am," a soft voice rings out behind you. A light tenor and far too polite for your tastes. "It would be a shame if those uncouth savages caused a rare gem like you to have even a hair fall out of place. Though if it's truly your wish to exterminate those vermin, my party would happily offer to join your endeavor."
You turn around to a sight that most young women would cream themselves over.
Four beautiful and well groomed men in perfectly tailored armor and equipment. Their leader wears a resplendent suit of armor plating, one that either cost a pretty penny to craft or dropped from a suitably rare mob. With short blonde hair and gleaming blue eyes, he is the very picture of a holy knight. Behind him stands a fire haired wizard clad in elaborate robes, filled out well by his muscular frame. The in archer in black leathers has a certain roguish charm to him, with the tan of a hard day's work on his skin and gleaming grey eyes beneath his hood. To cap off the group, a holy man with the distinguish pointed ears of an elf, a broad frame filling out his cassock and green hair falling like wild leaves down to his waist.
Each of them is a magnificent specimen of a man, the sort whose attentions would be enough to make a common girl swoon. But you are no common girl, and their attentions are not something you desire.
After all, their expressions are far too reverent, their tones far too respectful. You know how you are, you understand that what your heart craves is a perversion, and you have no desire to be placed upon a pedestal by any man who looks at you just because you're pretty. If they wanted your attention and respect, they would gaze at you with greedy eyes that lustfully trace the curves of your sinful body. How can a man look at a perverted, lustful woman like you and not look down upon her like the pig-sow she is.
You want to be looked down upon and trampled on.
Such respectful, honest gazes <span class="mu-i">disgust</span> you. (Roll 1d100)
>Explain that you'll be fine dealing with the goblins on your own.
>Pick another quest, or else they won't leave you alone.
>Take them up on their offer, you suppose.
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