>>5963349“UNDERSTOOD!” you'd shouted, remaining at salute. “One final question, my lord!”
“What is it?” he asked, you then turning a bit to your compatriots. “Will my men get to accompany me on this assignment? I know they won't be allowed to participate, but will you grant them the honor of bearing witness? A victory means nothing without those to celebrate it with.”
“Hmph, very well. -IF- the Destroyer allows it, then fine. But that is beyond our control.” Cooler says, giving as much to you as he's able. You and your team rejoiced, you giving them the order to meet on the Saiyan world New Salda the day of before going with him to his father's planet. But as you return to the present, suddenly, you get an idea.
“Hold on, Lord Cooler. King Cold. I just had a brilliant idea!” you say, both looking at you. Focusing, you allow yourself to enrage. Feeling your anger rise up against the part of yourself that wants nothing more than to sleep. Your fury rises, steam blowing out of the holes in your head and along your arms with a whistle. Watching this both of your rulers step back, clearly unsure what you're doing. You focus everything you've got into SEPARATING yourself, splitting and divesting yourself of that weakness. “Grrrrrr! Hrrrrrrrr!! HRRRRRRAAAAAA!!”
Steam explodes from you in a final burst, the cloud beginning to coalesce into a being. ANOTHER body of yourself! However, instead of it being shaped like you, this other you is built like Majin Buu was when you met him, as big around as he is tall. But that Buu immediately falls out of the air, landing on his back on the ground near you.
“WHAAAT?!” King Cold exclaims in shock, taking several steps back. “What in all the realms did you DO?”
“Don't worry, this one's harmless.” you say, gesturing over to the fat version of you laying where he'd fallen. For you all to see that this other one's already asleep and snoring. “I split myself apart from my weakness, so now it won't slow me down.”
“You...Split yourself.” Cooler says, sounding just stunned. “From your weakness.”
“Exactly. See, this is all my exhaustion and tiredness.” you say, gesturing over to the sleeping, rotund body. “Now, despite not being at 100% power-wise, I will be a full mental capacity for the fight! Which is far more important, as a strength gap can be overcome. But not a mental acuity deficiency!”
“Sometimes you scare me, old friend.” King Cold says with a chuckle, eyeing the body that had the form Majin Buu took upon its resurrection. “But how do we ensure this beast remains asleep and doesn't rampage? Having him wake and go on a rampage could be a problem.”