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Rolled 62, 45, 16, 30 = 153 (4d100)
}}HAGHAT PAYST EETA{{
29HP 13Dmg 6Dur
>Toady 89+18 vs HAGRAT 18
>oh noes NAT1!
>Half %hit and half Dmg 2 turns
>STILL HIT
>-6Dur, -7HP
>HAGHAT 0Dur 22HP
The bludd wots been gushing and splorting from your handiwork's helpful: it keeps you coolish, cakes as it dries on your hands so it helps you grip, and if you feel hungry or thirsty between combo-rushes you just lick it off yerself. The Weak Races get squeamish around bludd. YOU don't see what the fuss is.
Of course, it also works for the uvva guy.
For instance, him using the big gashes you've opened up in his arms to splatt his bludd at yer, and the clotty spray goes right in both yer eyes.
You duck like mad, dodging him as he comes in, tryna get your eyes cleared.
Derrs fuggen <span class="mu-i">skabbz</span> innere.
>HAGHAT 46 vs 57+2
>WIFF
>Toady (98+18)÷2 vs HAGHAT 62
>WIFF
You both miss, flailing around in the gore.
Just as YOUr eyes clear, he puts on a burst of speed and leaps, roaring.
You do your best to scuttle for distance, doing quite well in your opinion, but then he snaps his longy weapon out in midair, extending his reach.
The falling chop flattens you into the gore muck ground, and the follow-up when he lands lifts you off it.
The ruins of your Quality Kludge gets hooked on his chopaxx' backspike and torn off as you are flung.
>HAGHAT 96 vs Toady 84+2
>OOF
>-3Dur -4HP
>Toady 18HP
>rollan two moar turns for HAGHAT
