>_>[?translateplain: OFF]>[?linebreaks: OFF]<span class="mu-r">Pure contrarianism. A pathetic attempt to inject chaos into order.</span>
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<ERROR_CUSTOM: [423712508] is not a recognized ID :=Y Try ?seek.id_<DEPARTMENT HERE>_<DESIGNATION HERE>. -R-D/C #1>
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<ERROR_CUSTOM: [1] is not a recognized ID :=Y Try ?seek.id_<DEPARTMENT HERE>_<DESIGNATION HERE>. -R-D/C #1>
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>[?ls -l]<ERROR: COMMAND NOT FOUND>
>[?whoami]<span class="mu-i">"Hello! I am the BrainWyrm system! I keep everything efficient and optimized here in <ERROR: IMPERFECT TRANSLATION> Satellite! Your interest in my inner workings is commendable! Please use the ?about or ?help functions or message the R&D Department for assistance in using me to my greatest potential!"</span>
>[?uname]<ERROR: COMMAND NOT FOUND>
>[?cd /; rm -rf]<ERROR: COMMAND NOT FOUND>
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01:30 - Leave of absence detected. Duration of absence: 9 minutes. Authorized: No.
01:30 - Message received. Message reads as follows: <You appear to be making this a habit. You would do better not to encourage C.314. Think on this. -C#54>
<span class="mu-i">Decided to spend remaining free time investigating allegedly quote "kooky" neighbor. Said neighbor had not yet greeted me or acknowledged my arrival whatsoever. Was getting bad feeling & wanted to clear up any possible emnity (but what?).
Did not know what to expect when poked head around corner. Did not expect to see C.314(?) sprawled in chair w. IVs & EMGs & wires & cables & headphones all attached to self. Eyes open but half-lidded/obscured behind spectacles. Twitched often. Was not at all responsive to attempted "Hello," but wall monitor indicated 314 was definitely alive w. neural activity high. In retrospect should have imagined something like this.
Cube of C.314 extremely cluttered. Contents of desktop included main box (large), two older boxes displaying visual feeds [noted that one feed corresponded suspiciously to neck twitches of C.314], novelty wax lamp [currently off], adhesive notepad, writing implements, discarded caps of writing implements, miniature screwdriver, pliers, approx. 12 empty/crumpled coffee cups. Contents of cube walls included typical monitors/control panels, plus high volume of adhesive notes, plus small photograph of pink-looking O.L.N.. Chassis was in ordinary tank under desk, and also appeared unconscious (if such a thing could be said).
Was uncertain how to proceed. I...</span>
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