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Rolled 13, 5, 6, 13, 12, 5, 19, 1, 18, 2, 18, 8, 5, 8, 6, 18 = 157 (16d20)
>uh oh
When you poke your head back out of the entry Porkholes' out of sight.
There's only this guy. Tall, gnarly, ugly.
You don't have enough time to duck back in when it swivels and spots you and immediately charges.
You scamper back in just in time to escape the horns. The wall of the chamber caves.
You think for a moment to retreat further in, but then think again: that way you're cornered. If it has zappies you're cooked.
While it's still backing orf readying a second charge you hop out and ready yourself.
You've cut orf it's retreat, popping up behind it. Now all you need is beat it half to death and hope the rest of the Teem wont be faggits twice in one day.
<span class="mu-b"><span class="mu-s">DAT DAMN FANG</span></span>
>2d20 Dur
>12d20+20 HP
>2d20 dmg
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