>>5492410EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?!?! 18... love of my life... you want to LOBOTOMIZE me with a rusty icepick and store me in the CUPBOARD?!!!!???? AND you're going to cut off my arms and legs, replace them with bionic parts and keep me as your own personal CYBORG-SLAVE?!?!?!???!! And my ONLY duties will be to PREP and CLEAN UP after your many, MANY LOVERS?!?!???!!! And while all this is happening, SIMULATIONS will be running in my brain over and over again of me dying in the most HORRIBLE, GRAPHIC WAYS FOR ETERNITY?!?!?!?!?!!! And asa side business, you're going to pump me with experimental hormones to got from DR BRIEFS which will make me grow and regrow nipples all over my body... which you'll then CUT OFF and USE to MAKE and SELL PEPPERONI PIZZAS???!?!????!!??? AND you're going to melt down our WEDDING RINGS and reforge them to make COCK RINGS for your LOVERS? And when my body is about to shut down you'll toss me into the OCEAN to claim my LIFE INSURANCE?!?!?!?!!!?? And ALL I have to do is sign a waver CONSENTING to all of this?!?!?!!!! WELL YABBA DABBA DOO AND A HEMMITY HEM! SOMEONE GO AND FIND ME A PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
