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}}ORK CHOP{{
25HP, 13Dmg, 10Dur
>Toady 97 + 18 vs ORK CHOP 36
>HIT
>-10Dur, -8HP
>ORK CHOP 17HP
Are you really flagging, or is this 'un moar Orky? His armor feelz fikker, with chainmail in the joints and collar. Took a bit of cutting.
The axx is biggy too: double winged head forged whole, like it was made, fixed on a kludge handle.
>ORK CHOP 37 vs Toady 77+2
>NUFFIN
Mebbe it'z just you.
>Toady 77+18 vs ORK CHOP 22
>GIBBT
>ORK CHOP -8HP
>ORK CHOP 64 vs Toady 73+2
>0000
Instead of really going for him you start by meeting his choppy swings wiv <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span>, not quite parrying, just sticking onto his axxhaft with <span class="mu-b">Daggy's</span> edge, pullpushpull, guiding and controlling.
He doesn't like it, carnt work his way out of your weapon-trapping, just yanks real hard backwards; you harden you trap - pull - flying towards his face.
The axx snapps in the handle where <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> worked it, flying off and maiming somebody; YOU start stabbing and gouging out of his chest and the arm covering his face.
He throws the kludge haft, grabs a backup axx hanging off his side. You see it incoming. Perfect.
You kick off his chest and gash up the incoming hand with the smol axx in a burst of gore.
He sinks to his knees from trauma, just just watches dumbfounded while you pry his fingies orf and test out yer new choppy, splitting his skull.
>nart bedd
>gots sharp n heft
>works fer narr
"<span class="mu-r">BEKK IN BIZNIZ BEYBEH!!</span>"
>Toady back to 31Dmg
>QM rollan HLM
