>>6413405"MY FUCKING MONEY!!!! I BET NONE OF MY LIFE SAVINGS ON THIS! MY MORTGAGE IS INTACT!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...WAIT WHAT AM I ON ABOUT? WHAT'S A MORTGAGE? WHATEVER. I WAS HOPING THE UNDERDOG WOULD WIN..."
>>6413407CORE
>CORE/H/MALICIOUS. [ LOAD LIMIT: 8 | HP: 3 | MOVE: 1 (+1) | EVASION: -3 | +1 LOAD LIMIT FOR EACH SLOT OCCUPIED BY A BALLISTIC WEAPON]LEFT ARM
>RIFLE//ESSEN. [LOAD: 2 | +2 DMG/ALL | +1 HIT/ALL | -1 EVASION] <BALLIST>RIGHT ARM
>RIFLE//ESSEN. [LOAD: 2 | +2 DMG/ALL | +1 HIT/ALL | -1 EVASION] <BALLIST>RIGHT BACK
> RADAR//OCULUS [LOAD: 3 | +3 SCOUTING | +2 HIT/ALL | +1 HIT/HEAVY] [R-BACK ONLY] <RAD>LEFT BACK
>IRRADIATOR/ARDENT [LOAD: 3 | +1 DMG/ALL | EACH HIT INFLICTS PERMANENT 8 DMG/TURN. KILLS INFANTRY INSTANTLY.] <ENERGY>AUX
>FLARE/MINIFLARE [LOAD: 0 | SINGLE USE | ON USE, GAIN +3 EVADE and +2 HIT FOR 1 TURN]FCS
>FCS/BML-CL [ 2D4 | +2 HIT/HEAVY ]COLORS
>DUSTWALKER ASSAULT [WHITE/SCARLET/CYAN]STATS
DMG: 6 ON HIT, 8 RADIATION DAMAGE
"ALRIGHT. I LIKE THIS NEW MECH. I LIKE IT **VERY** MUCH. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A TINY VOICE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD TELLING ME TO RIP AND TEAR AND RIP AND TEAR, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?"
"BIGGE GUN FUNNY."
"THIS HAS BEEN YOUR OFFICIAL FAMI ANNOUNCEMENT. ALAS. THE PITONE CANNON DID NOT MAKE THE CUT. WHAT A SHAME."
