GET IN HERE. Used to love doing these 2014-2016 on /tg/ and /pol/. >FIRST POST:
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Sat 27 Jul 2024 00:22:38 No. 6067545 Report >>6067330 PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
Delaware
Light Blue
President Biden has been unjustly removed from the 2024 election ticket! Those traitors in the democratic party must pay, and we'll defeat Trump together, with the, you know, the thing, and, uh, yeah. Only the Lord himself can tell the President to step down, and he ain't coming down! Together, we can beat Vice President Trump!
>I don't really know how active this board is The board's probably one of the slowest on the site, this will take several days at least.
Anonymous
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>>6067545 Thanks Bidenbro.
We'll start once 4 nations spawn and see where things go.
New England
>>6067330 New England
New Hampshire
Red
The Union is Broken. The Union has failed. Independence has only produced more complete and thorough tyrants in the form of the Presidentiae. And so a course is reversed, a long-past rebellion retraced in the opposite direction. The wandering Prince Harry is co-opted and made by the decree of new parliament King Harrold the First of New England. God Save the King!
>I don't really know how active this board is This is a slow board. I'd advise drastically decreasing your planned updates to perhaps once or twice per day or so.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sat 27 Jul 2024 09:59:03 No. 6067774 Report >>6067330 MEXICAN EXPEDITIONARY FORCE
South New Mexico
Yellow
¡Se acabó la hegemonía americana! Las tierras de Nueva España pertenecen a su vástago más destacado. El Álamo arderá a nuestro paso, ¡Muerte o Reconquista!
TED
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>>6067720 Thanks New England. We'll adjust updates accordingly.
>>6067774 Bienvenidos amigo
>One more nation and we'll begin rolling. Mormon Empire
Holy Mormon Empire/ Imperial Utah
TED
ROUND 1
>Link this post for your first roll. Give me a general direction or I will just radiate outwards along your perimeter. >>6067969 Welcome, Brother Smith.
>Updates after all nations roll or 5-6 hours from now. >Many open spots remain for newcomers. Mormon Empire
>>6067994 Expand southwards! All of Utah must be ours!!!
(We're just using post numbers for rolls right? Or am I supposed to roll dice?)
TED
Quoted By:
>>6068001 Please use post numbers (this post will result in 7 territories added).
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sat 27 Jul 2024 19:15:40 No. 6068087 Report >>6067994 Begin Operation Navajo.
>Expand North along the border with Arizona, then turn east and keep conquering New Mexico New England
>>6067994 Take the remainder of New Hampshire then move in to Massachusetts, then Vermont.
Anonymous
>>6067994 Expand! Biden will rule America once again, after we beat that Alley Cat, uh, anyway.
TED
>>6068001 Mormon Empire +7
>>6068087 Mexican Expeditionary Force +15
>>6068102 New England +7
>>6068224 Biden Restoration Movement +10
TED
>>6068240 ROUND 2
Reply to this present post or the previous OP post.
>Will update 5-6 hours or if all nations roll >Many open spots remain for newcomers New England
>>6068250 With New Hampshire secured, keep up the invasion of Massachusetts; then into Connecticut and Rhode Island.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Sun 28 Jul 2024 01:43:23 No. 6068309 Report >>6068240 Forward, into Washington and Virginia! Once we get the capital we can hold an inauguration, of, uh, well anyway, we're going to beat Trump!
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sun 28 Jul 2024 05:13:12 No. 6068399 Report >>6068240 Establish the frontline on the Clayton-Logan-Clovis-Hobbs axis(Keep expanding withing New Mexico)
If the New Mexico campaign finishes then begin phase 2 of Operation Navajo with a mechanised assault into northern Arizona until our forces reach Lake Mead.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6067330 >>6067994 >>6068240 Coalition of Undead Clubbed Kanadian Seals
Seattle, WA
Cyan
Justin Trudeau has stepped down and given Kanada over to the native indians, who immediately raised the C.U.C.K.S. and then sunk Kanada into the sea. We hungry. ARF ARf arF~~!
Can I get a wittle bonus for missing turn 1? ARF~!
>expand inward and south to Oregon UTAH
>>6068250 Mormon:
Continue south until the Utah/ Arizona border, then West towards the coast.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:48:42 No. 6068596 Report >>6068578 Secretaría de la Defensa Nacional Report on Threat Actors within the territory of the former United States of America
[FOR SENIOR OFFICERS ONLY]
It is of little surprise that the anarchy spring from the collapse of not only the federal government but also state-level institutions have led to the rise of groups which lay claim to a part or all of the authority once exercised by the government in Washington DC. To prevent our forces from being hindered by any sort of "Fog of War" in their march of restoration, SEDENA has complied what little intelligence can be gleamed from intercepted communications, satellite images, third party resources
and agents still operating within the territories of the former USA .
Case 1:
Biden Restoration Army Centered on the Delmarva Peninsula, the Biden Restoration Army(BRA) seems to be composed of remnants of the Democratic Party, their stated goal is the restoration of the Biden presidency over USA. While they may seem like a remnant of the old federal government, there is no proof that Biden is within their custody or even alive, even more, one of their stated goals is the defeat of "Vice President Trump"(Trump or any faction adjacent to him has yet to emerge or make itself known). This has lead to our theory that the BRA is NOT what remains of the US federal government but instead an ideologically motivated paramilitary group which seeks to use the last American presidential mandate as a legitimizing factor in their conquest of the USA. Little can be said about their military capabilities as our intelligence has yet to obtain combat footage of them, however it can be deduced from their location that they have naval capabilities, however limited, and possibly outside support. Due to their distance from Expedition goals, even from the more ambitious ones, it can be concluded that it will be a while before the BRA comes into contact with expedition forces, as such it is useless to provide any sort of strategy pertaining combat with them until later actions can provide a clearer view into their organization and capabilities, but it is certain that should the BRA achieve success East of the Mississippi River, a clash is inevitable. A note had been forwarded to Naval Command urging them to closely monitor the activity on the North-Eastern coast. Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:49:48 No. 6068597 Report >>6068596 Case 2:
New England A reactionary movement based on New Hampshire with the stated goal of reversing the Independence War, and in their attempt to do so have enthroned Henry Windsor, now "King Harrold I" to the throne of New England. It is not believed that Henry Windsor has orchestrated this movement, or even that he is anything more than a figurehead chosen by general New England elites which have become disillusioned by the former American political system. They present an even lesser threat than the BRA, not only due to the even lesser proximity between our forces and theirs, but also since a "restoration" of the old pre-independence America would imply a division of the land which would be compatible with expedition goals sans Florida. NE presents a lesser industrial base than that of the BRA, and with their close proximity with one another, conflict will likely come about. Should NE prove victorious, then it it advised that diplomatic relations be soon established between them and the Expedition command. Case 3:
Holy Mormon Empire / Imperial Utah The collapse of civil institutions has given way for a radical sec of Mormonism to take root in Salt Lake City. Though little is know about their leadership and organization, bar a couple of legislative changes concerning polygamy, it is assumed from their declared name that whoever the "mormon emperor" may be, his combination of religious doctrine and nationalistic rethoric has proven popular among the masses of Utah. IU currently presents the greatest challenge to the reclamation efforts for the following reason: Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:50:50 No. 6068600 Report Quoted By:
>>6068597 Case 4:
Cucks(?) Communications intercepted over the new North-Western coast of the former USA of survivor groups in and around the Seattle area have presented references to an unknown group refered to as cucks either in a pejorative sense or as an unknown acronym. There is scarce information on the group, if there even is a group, but it is worth noting that satellite imagery have shown the death of hundreds of what is believed to be seals and/or sea lions localized only on the beaches of the Seattle Bay area. Environmental groups have entered the wider discussion and actions regarding the Canada Incident as the possibility of some sort of underwater contamination is very likely TED
>>6068279 New England +17
>>6068309 Joe Biden +17
>>6068399 dubs +25 (+2 for flavor)Mexican Expenditionary Force
>>6068411 Well met, C.U.C.K.S.
+15 for dubs and missed turns
>>6068578 UTAH +15
UTAH
>>6068620 Utah:
Down to the Utah/ Arizona Border, then East into Colorado.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:48:49 No. 6068629 Report >>6068620 Operation Navajo is nearing it's end, time for the final 2 pronged march out of the Mojave. The first column will cross the Arizona Border by Blythe and will capture territory on it's way to Los Angeles while the second Column will capture New Vegas and continue along the US 95, taking the Nevada Testing and Training Range and stopping at Reno with the intent of turning west into California.
>>6068578 Representatives of the self-proclaimed Imperial Utah, state your intentions.
UTAH
>>6068629 Seeing the possibility of conflict with the Mexican Expenditionary Force, Emperor Smith sends a delegation of ambassadors to treat with Mexican leadership.
The ambassadors relay that Imperial Utah has abandoned its plans for Westward expansion, seeing a high probability for conflict in the limited Southwestern region, and is instead expanding Eastward and Northward. So long as Utah and Mexico can maintain peaceful relations, we see no need for conflict between us.
MIC !NOTlN89zL6
>>6068620 NAME YOUR NATION: Midwestern Independence Compact
PICK A STARTING LOCATION: Lansing Michigan
PICK COLOR: Gold
FLUFF: As violence and lawlessness erupts across the continent, a bloc arose within rural Michigan demanding that the governor appoint the bloc as the State Militia, operating as a paramilitary with qualified immunity. The bloc quickly restored order, often through brutal repression of looters and rioters, and grew beyond the state government's ability to control. The Midwest Interstate Compact was signed into law with members of the Bloc presiding over the state legislature, intended to bring most of the Midwest under their leadership. No other states joined the compact, and the name has come to mean Independence Compact instead.
ACTION: Secure Michigan. LAW & ORDER!!!
MIC !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>6068620 You're doing this based on post number? Have you considered using a 1d100 instead? This be a slow board, easy to manipulate post number.
TED
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>>6068674 That is a good point which I did not consider. Next thread we'll use the 1d100. For now, post numbers. I like that the post numbers lead to dubs/trips/polys/palindromes. I'm not sure how the math changes with doing a 1d1000 or something.
C.U.C.K.S.
>Expand throughout all of Washington.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Sun 28 Jul 2024 19:18:38 No. 6068769 Report Quoted By:
>>6068642 To the government of Imperial Utah.
We are positive to the idea of maintaining an informal agreement of non-interference between our two nations, however we strongly urge your leadership to consider where it is intended to commit to the expansion of Imperial Utah as we can only guarantee our common security at the present moment.
We likewise see no need for conflict between us, but we also consider that it depends more on you than on us to maintain such considerations.
New England
>>6068620 Finish up Conneticut, take Rhode Island, then yoink New York City.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Sun 28 Jul 2024 22:32:56 No. 6068894 Report >>6068620 Looks like we got the capital. I'm proud of our accomplishments, and now that President Biden is in the White House, where he belongs, we're going to expand southwards. And, we have to, we have to, the thing is, you gotta understand, we're going to BEAT Trump in the election. We're going to have an election folks. And we're gonna beat him. Just you watch. All the polls are saying we're going to win. All of them. And I'm not stepping down!
It's not gonna happen! Anyway, uh, we're going to beat Medicare.
TED
ROUND 4
>>6068627 Utah +15
>>6068629 Mexican Expeditionary Force +17
>>6068671 Hail, Midwestern Independence Compact +15 (missed turns)
>>6068747 C.U.C.K.S. +25 (palindrome)
>>6068860 New England +50 (6 palindrome)
>>6068894 Joe Biden Restoration Movement +10
>Newcomers still welcome NAME YOUR NATION:
PICK A STARTING LOCATION:
PICK COLOR:
FLUFF
IMPERIAL JESTER
>>6068959 UTAH
More of Colorado, then North into Wyoming.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Mon 29 Jul 2024 01:11:37 No. 6068976 Report >>6068959 With the Sacking and capture of Las Vegas and the Conquest of Los Angeles, MEF forces are ready to converge on Sacramento and spread out to restablish order, latin order in California.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6068959 The Coalition of Undead Clubbed Kanadian Seals unleash their fearsome ice-tillery all along the coasts of Oregon and California, causing artificial ice age conditions and taking as much West Coast beachfront property as possible, since that's where all the best fish are at, arf~.
for QM:
Please ensure I get some sliver of Northern California before the smelly MEF takes it, I believe my minimum roll + Washington bonus can get me there if I stretch thin. Also based 3-palindrome rule addition ty <3 Ar-ARFFF~! Arf~! aRf~! arF~!
Enemy intel is surprised to learn that there are millions of C.U.C.K.S. in Washington.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Mon 29 Jul 2024 04:14:02 No. 6069119 Report >>6068959 We got to uh, expand the uh, the thing, you know, anyway. President Biden ain't stepping down! His records, the, the best of, uh yeah. We got to beat him folks! Because if we don't, then, you know what, what's happening to this country? We're going to make America, ah, yeah, anyway. I'm still in good shape. I can beat Trump. We can beat him folks!
So, I mean, we'll uh, we're going to, I think the best course of action we can do, is, uh, expand in Virginia. Yeah. I mean we need to unite this country!
Midwest Independence Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Midwest Independence Compact !NOTlN89zL6 ID:qHg7vk/F Mon 29 Jul 2024 04:19:00 No. 6069122 Report >>6068959 Thousands of bodies float across the Detroit River into C.U.C.K.S. territory as The Midwest Independence Compact asks everyone what KIND of American they are. They expand their reach northwards throughout lower Michigan, leaving peaceful prosperous towns in their wake.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
The Midwest Independence Compact has a modest proposal for restoring peace to the continent through friendship and understanding.
Midwest Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Midwest Compact !NOTlN89zL6 ID:qHg7vk/F Mon 29 Jul 2024 05:14:50 No. 6069162 Report Dang, look how nice that works out. Just, y'know, like, *hypothetically*.
New England
>>6068959 Take Maine, then continue into New York State.
>>6069162 How *hypothetically* beautiful.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Mon 29 Jul 2024 05:55:55 No. 6069171 Report Quoted By:
>>6069156 >>6069162 Look Jack, we just don't think, uh, well we don't, you know, if it's a great idea. President Biden is the best President this country has, and you know, he's done such a good job, right? We gotta beat Trump, together. Together. We can't let violence divide this country. That's not who we are! Haven't you seen President Biden's performance, when he, uh, anyway. Look, I get a neurological test everyday. I had one just the other week when that backstabbing bitch Pelosi replaced me with Kamala. But I ain't gonna step down!
Order of The Old Gods
Order of the Old Ones
Order of The Old Gods
Quoted By:
>>6069175 That's meant to say Order of the Old Gods at the top not order of the Old Ones, woops.
TED
ROUND 5
>>6068963 UTAH +10
>>6068976 MEF +13
>>6069028 KEKS +15 (WA +2)
>>6069119 President Biden palindrome +30
>>6069122 MIC dubs +25
>>6069170 New England +20
>>6069175 Greetings, Order of Old Gods +15
>>6067969 Purple has already been taken.
New England
>>6069184 Keep moving out into New York state.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6069184 Subdue Michigan, moving into the upper peninsula.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Mon 29 Jul 2024 08:44:05 No. 6069228 Report >>6069184 Well, we ought to, you know, um, the thing is Jack, I'm the best President we've got. So we gotta expand. We gotta expand. We're going to, uh, anyway. Yeah. I'm coming first in all the polls. All the polls. Just look at them. My doctor says I'm fit for office, and I get a neurological test everyday. Every day is a test. So we gotta expand. Expand in Virginia. We're going to hang Kamala and Pelosi together. Anyway. Um. Anyway. Expand. Yeah.
Utah
>>6069184 Utah (new id because I'm on mobile). Colorado and Wyoming
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Mon 29 Jul 2024 08:56:27 No. 6069230 Report >>6069184 With Sacramento secured, split our California forces into 3 and begin securing the rest of the state and beyond. Colonel Raul Tejado's brigade will move to secure the San Francisco Bay Area while Colonel Cesare Lopez's 2nd and 3rd battalions will move into Nevada again to assist the colonel's siege of Reno by flanking it from the west. Should results exceed initial predictions then Tejado's brigade ought to move into northern California while Cesare's troops move along the I-80 to fully occupy Nevada.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6069228 Mister President, where do you stand on the issue of the racial jungle our country has become? We know you don't stand with Former President Trump's open borders plan of stapling greencards to diplomas, but under your leadership the border was wide open and now we've got Mexicans running wild through California and Arizona (no one cares about New Mexico). You have ninety seconds.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6069162 >>6069156 "AaRfF~!"
(Unacceptable. Prepare for imminent doom.)
>>6069184 Conquistadores and missionaries who probe the territory of the C.U.C.K.S. witness nauseatingly macabre and increasingly inexplainable phenomena before returning to their forward operating bases, perplexed and whiter than ghosts.
Reportedly, the C.U.C.K.S. have begun raising the children of other men (whom they have slain in battle).
The voodoo magics of the sadistic and now-extinct Kanadian First Peoples may indeed have opened a portal to hell that all of Earth will be sucked into. Even now, the Great Kanadian Sinkhole pulls the USA closer to the bottom of the sea, while North American faultlines are being constantly rocked by large magnitude earthquakes. With the farms in shambles, the hospitals in frozen rubble, and the supply lines disrupted, millions more die like dogs.
What's important to realize is that C.U.C.K.S. have no skills - they can't farm, they can't balance a checkbook, they can't please a woman, they don't even have the capacity for love. All they like to do is smoke weed, eat salmon, corrode society, and quarrel with others.
The undead clubbed seals' freeze-over of the PNW brought the sector's farming and medical marijuana industries to a screeching halt, and now, with Humboldt, Portland and Seattle farmlands in an artificially induced perma-Winter chokehold, the C.U.C.K.S. need more weed to smoke.
>ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRFFF~!!!! (Continue spreading our influence, mostly in Oregon and a bit in Northern California if MEF doesn't take it all)
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Mon 29 Jul 2024 11:53:49 No. 6069308 Report >>6069232 Well, look Jack. Our borders are important, and under my record they've never been better. We got immigrants pouring over, and we gotta, we gotta, we gotta stop, um, look, you see, its an issue, and, anyway. I think its important. And together, we can beat them! We'll beat them, together. You just gotta trust me. You gotta trust me to, uh, uh, uh, um, you know. We're gonna secure the borders. I know people been asking questions, but we're doing well, we're, you know, doing better than we've ever been! Just look at my record! You, you, you think I'm going to let these borders stay open?
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
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>>6069308 Eloquently said, Mister President. Bad dudes like Cornpop and other illegals have no place in Our America.:tm: We gotta get those Mexicans outta here.
Order of The Old Gods
The stars are aligning! We must claim more territory if we want to compete with any of the other factions. Expand into Eastern Pennsylvania, bring them into the light.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Mon 29 Jul 2024 14:36:26 No. 6069356 Report >>6069230 Writefaggotry time The battle of Las Vegas can be said to have begun with the march on Hoover Damn on 19 October, 20XX. The recon company of the 1st mechanized battalion of Colonel Cesare Lopez's Brigade has met resistance in the form of small arms fire coming from a gang which has fortified the Dam and was unable to create a break-in onto the other shore of the Colorado River, instead building a camp on Mt. Sugarloaf and awaiting the rest of the battalion. On the 20th, laid down the plan for the capture of Hoover Dam and the neighboring Boulder City, the 2nd and 3rd battalions were advance along the US 95 and capture the solar facilities along the way while the 1st captured Hoover Dam with the assistance of the expedition's air force, before converging on Boulder City from the south and north.
With the arrival of the rest of the 1st battalion, the plan was set in motion on the morning of the 21st of October. A platoon led by second Lieutenant Alejandro Ulisses were dropped off on Promontory Point by helicopters with mortars. On dawnbreak, a volley of mortar shells fell down on the fortified positions near the western end of the bridge over the Colorado as infantry advanced shielded from fire from the dam access road by a column of IFVs. From the 150 bandits on the dam 49 died during the fight and of the remaining 101, 90 were executed on Cesare's orders with the surviving 11 incorporated into the 1st battalion's assault company. Meanwhile, the 2nd and 3rd encountered little resistance in their occupation of the solar facilities up to the Townsite Solar Hybrid Project south of Boulder City. Reinforcements were send from Hoover Dam through the Purple Heart Highway in the form of the IFVs who managed to dislodge the defenders and capture the Wastewater Treatment Plant, the Municipal Airport and the Cemetery. On the morning of the 22nd 6 tanks allocated to the operation from the ones captured from the various former US army facilities in New Mexico and Arizona arrived to the detachment at Hoover Damn, they soon proved they effectiveness against small arms fire and by aiding the clearing of the suburbia.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Mon 29 Jul 2024 14:37:28 No. 6069357 Report >>6069356 With power to Las Vegas severed, envoys from a group of bandits who have laid claim to the city tried negotiating some sort of deal but such went nowhere. To not let the bandits and gangs of the city use the time given to them by their envoys to fortify themselves, the 1st and 2nd battalions were send up the Lakeshore Road. By the end of the day, The 1st battalion captured the settlements around Lake Las Vegas while the 2nd took up positions on the heights overlooking the Nellis Air Force Base. Conflict was initiated on the 24th with a pincer maneuver seeking to envelop Henderson while the 1st battalion was joined by the 3rd whom set up light artillery on the heights. Come nightfall, Cadence, north of Henderson, was under MEF control curtsy of the armor assault while artillery fire covered our troops' entry into Nellis, the neighboring suburbs and Nellis AFB Weapons Storage Area. the 25th and 26th registered low intensity combat, mainly focused on tightening the noose around bandit forces in Henderson as the colonel ordered all assault companies from all five battalions to converge in Nellis in preparation for an assault deep into North Las Vegas. These days also saw attempted counter-attacks from gang forces who used improvised armored vehicles with no success against our own.
On the 27th of October, at 5PM, all 5 assault companies sprung into action from Nellis, aided by light artillery fire hitting the high rise buildings in the north of the city and IFVs and tanks providing cover, the latter of whom also creating breaches into houses during the clearings. The following 4 days registered the most intense fighting Cesare's Brigade faced so far in the Expedition. While the bandit forces lacked the means to counter MEF artillery and armor, their parity when it comes to small arms made it too great of a risk to be lenient in our advance. The suburbs of North Las Vegas stopped burning only when the city was well in MEF control.
The decision to strike north yielded successes also in part due to the opponent's disorganized response. It can be said that while the northern sector saw the bandits attempt guerilla tactics against our troops, the defense of Henderson and the overall south sector approach to our attack saw a more organized and entrenched doctrine. This came to our forefront when drone footage showed infighting in the Las Vegas Strip. Sensing an opportunity, the colonel ordered an immediate advance down the I-15. An offer of unconditional surrender has been offered and accepted by the group operating the strip. With they compliance secured, the battalions on the southern sector joined the ones who fought in the north for a methodical push into the western part of the city. The last fighting force of bandits surrendered on the 3rd of November
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Mon 29 Jul 2024 14:38:29 No. 6069358 Report >>6069357 In the following week the brigade, now gathered in Las Vegas, presided over the disarmament of the locals. Any sign of protest was taken as hostility by the colonel's men who, with his blessing, started looting the casinos and hotels. The locals could only bow their heads as any precious jewelry and bevrage was taken. By his Cesare's order, US dollars and slot machines were gathered unto the Harry Heid Airport where they were lit on fire. Multiple reports of violence against the surrendered locals prompted the questioning of the colonel, who's answer he himself summised as "vae victis".
Assessments of the effect of captured and repaired former US armored vehicles, especially tanks, have proven to hold true so far as measures of combating armor have yet to be developed by the unorganized groups of the former USA. Of the 6 tanks allocated to the offensive none were lost. While we can depend on the homeland to provide IFVs and secure limited flight capabilities, our only source so far for heavy armored vehicles and advanced airframes have been the abandoned stockpiles of the former US military. MEF airforce is predicted to not be able to employ captured airplanes on a large scale for much of the campaign if even since they require specialized repair beyond current field capabilities, pilots trained specifically for those jets of which we have none and an extensive support network, all while the role of aerial recon is fulfilled optimally via drones and our artillery has so far acted as analogue to airstrikes with an acceptable success rates. The tanks on the other hand are much easier to repair and provide an even greater advantage. Currently, of the 200 tanks we acquired in our campaign in New Mexico and Arizona, only 40 are operational with the others 80% slated for repairs. The 6 tanks and the crews who fought in Las Vegas have been send east to join with the other 64 for Lieutenant General Velasquez's Operation Santiana.
Colonel Cesare Lopez's actions during the Battle of Las Vegas have raised some questions about his troop's discipline but also about their efficiency as the Ordinance Corp filed a complain about the ammunition wasted bombarding Las Vegas. Still, Lieutenant General Montero has dismissed such complains citing that "reports from the North-West of the continent, if accurate, paint the picture of a theater where Colonel Lopez's attitude and expertise will be much needed."
-Report by SEDENA about the Battle of Las Vegas
Anonymous
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>>6069356 >>6069357 >>6069358 Barbarians. This is what an America taken over by outlanders looks like. The multicultural experiment has proven itself a failure. We call upon the Mormons to return to pre-1978 doctrine and expel all non-Angle Saxons.
TED
>>6069184 ROUND 6
>>6069187 New England +15 (ME +2)
>>6069188 MIC dubs +25
>>6069228 President Biden +15
>>6069229 palindrome hmmmm. ok Utah +40
>>6069230 MEF +20
>>6069356 >>6069357 >>6069358 (+1 to next gets)
>>6069251 C.U.C.K.S. +7 (WA +2)
>>6069318 Order of Old Gods +15
New England
>>6069544 The remainder of New York shall be joined with New England, God Save the King! Once NY is fully his Majesty's, start advancing the front into New Jersey and Virginia.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6069544 Michigan Upper Peninsula. Spillover: Greenbay, Wisconsin.
Order of The Old Gods
The Eldritch Powers command us once again. We must bring order to as much of West Virginia as we can. The Order of the Old Gods expands into West Viriginia. Cthulhu Fhtagn!
New Florida Republic
>>6069544 New join
please instate me as blue in Florida
Utah
>>6069544 Utah
Up into Wyoming
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6069544 >Gobble up as much of California and Nevada as possible. >If my get is large enough, put any remaining growth into Idaho and Montana, ignoring Oregon for this turn. arf~!
Anonymous
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Tue 30 Jul 2024 01:57:05 No. 6069753 Report >>6069544 Well folks, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta expand. That's how we're going to beat Trump. We're going to expand. That's what we'll do. And, uh, um, well, um, Kamala, she'll be charged with treason and, um, anyway. I think she'll make a great President. She'd make a great president, if she didn't backstab me. BECAUSE I'M NOT STEPPING DOWN. That's what we gotta do. Because I'm the, I'm, I'm the best President this country's ever had. All the, the historians will tell you. I'm the best. Just look at my record folks. It says, they say, well, anyway. Um.
We uh, gotta move north. North is where we need to expand. Into, um, Pennsylvania, and um, the rest of the, uh, state. Because [unintelligible]
TED
>>6069544 ROUND 7
>Things are heating up. Quite a few contested borders now. Please let me know if you'd like to allocate gets specifically for attacks and/or defense. >Newcomers still welcome >>6069551 New England +7 (ME +2)
>>6069566 MIC dubs +25
>>6069642 Old Gods +7
>>6069647 Howdy, NFR +15
>>6069674 Utah +10
>>6069678 C.U.C.K.S. +15 (WA +2)
>>6069753 President Biden Restoration Movement +10
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6069781 >Finish taking Nevada, then take as much of Idaho as phys-seal-logically pos-seal-ble. IF I miraculously have a huge get, expand into Montana. ARffFf~! Continue to ignoregon Oregon. aaaar arrrr arrrFf~!!!!!!
C.U.C.K.S.
Quoted By:
>>6069828 3 palindrome get ftw!!
>Arf~! Arf~!
>Arf~! Arf~!
>Arf~! PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Tue 30 Jul 2024 04:30:59 No. 6069845 Report >>6069781 Look, look, look, look, uh, here. We need to expand folks. That's how we're going to beat them. That's what we'll do. We're going to expand. Because when we expand, we um, well, the thing is, anyway. We gotta expand. Kamala would make a great President, but I'm doing great. The bitch stabbed me in the back, but, oh, uh, she was a great Vice President. Great Vice President. I don't have one anymore. They say I'm doing great. All the polls say I'm doing great. We got the most territory, and, um. Anyway.
Look.
We, uh.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Tue 30 Jul 2024 04:32:14 No. 6069847 Report Quoted By:
>>6069845 We'll expand north! Into Pennsylvania. And, uh, um. We have to.
New England
>>6069781 With New York secured, expand into new Jersey.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6069781 The Compact will head down the Wisconsin Coast, seizing Milwaukee and Kenosha, before turning West to take Madison, the Capital and south central Wisconsin in general. (+4 Michigan Bonus)
/-/-/-/
After a month, The National Anti-Zionist Investors Bloc had raised a sanctioned militia in every county in Michigan. Though the reorganization of the entire economy and way of life would take some time, it was clear that their control over the state was complete.
Crime and involuntary unemployment dropped to near zero, except for the occasional property crime of youngsters stealing or assault between boys being boys. Indiana and Ohio, however, condemned the forced marches of nonwhites across Michigan's southern border.
Wisconsin's governor, meanwhile, claimed that The Midwest Independence Compact was to blame for violating federal and state sovereignty by infiltrating its cities ("they crossed state lines!") with its agents and fomenting power, water, and communication outages in Greenbay and Appleton, which were leading to public disorder as people left their houses out of boredom, and, increasingly, desperation for the basics as bottled water ran out.
In response, The Compact deployed 40,000 Volunteers across Lake Michigan in motley freight vessels. The Militias rapidly locked down the cities of Milwaukee and Kenosha, and 10,000 troops advanced on the Wisconsin capital, arresting state legislators and capturing the governor. In a midnight session of the legislature, Wisconsin joined The Interstate Compact, becoming the second member of The Compact by force.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
>>6069845 You're doing great, Mister President! What the country needs is a show of force, to show that you're still in control. A strong response at the southern border against these Mexican invaders. Michigan will stand with you when your expeditionary forces are prepared.
Order of The Old Gods
Expand East, into Pennsylvania. During this time, make sure a full conversion to the Old Gods is made. Burn Churches, Synagogues, Mosques, for the Religion of Madness must take root if we are to survive the coming ages.
New Florida Republic
>>6069781 I finish taking florida
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Tue 30 Jul 2024 16:13:29 No. 6070070 Report >>6069781 Advance into Texas along the Rio Grande
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Tue 30 Jul 2024 16:15:23 No. 6070072 Report >>6070070 >6 digit parindrome The Alamo is getting forgotten today.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
TED
>>6069781 ROUND 8
>First skirmish occurs in Eastern Pennsylvania!! >Order of the Old Gods victory over Joe Biden Restoration Movement >Considering moving to diceroll. >>6069828 pali3 C.U.C.K.S. +25 (WA +2)
>as much of Idaho as phys-seal-logically pos-seal-ble >>6069845 PRESEIDENT BIDEN +13 (fluff +2)
>>6069892 New England (ME +1 ; NY +1) +7
>>6069949 pali3MIC +25 (MI+4)
>This be a slow board, easy to manipulate post number. I see your point now. Can this board do a 1d10,000?
>>6070049 Old Gods +17
>>6070062 New Florida Republic +7
>>6070070 pali6MEF +50
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Tue 30 Jul 2024 17:14:55 No. 6070090 Report >>6070085 With the Colorado River secured, the 2nd Division of the army of the west will begin its offensive into northern Texas.
!NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
Rolled 2667 (1d10000) >>6070085 >I see your point now. Can this board do a 1d10,000? Let's find out.
TED
Perhaps someone who is better at math than me can calculate the probabilities for these potential rolls. How many faces of a 10,000 sided die end with "doubles" or "palindromes" Etc.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6070085 Consolidate control over Wisconsin. Spillover target: Iowa.
/-/-/-/
Outraged Wisconsinites resist The Compact, but are swept away by a flood of militiamen rapidly flowing across state lines with AR-15s. Iowa and Minnesota call up their national guard, saying no Compact aggression will be tolerated.
!NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
>>6070095 Would not know how to begin with palindromes.
nat 1 and nat 10k are each 1:10k
69 is 1 in 100
420 is 1 in 1000
dubs are intuitively 1/10 but I remember there being some unintuitive thing that makes it slightly off from that.
trips would then be 1/100 but would be subject to the same thing that I can't remember.
Once you figure out all the fractions you just add them all together. Odds are pretty good of getting a positive roll.
200/1000 + 200/1000 + 10/1000 + 1/1000 + 100/1000 + 10/1000 = 521/1000 or 52.1% without palindromes considered. There are a lot of palindromes in a set of 10,000. Odds might be as high as 69% (nice) of getting 15 territories or more (double the minimum)
!NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
Rolled 5585 (1d9999) If you wanna make this really simple just do 1d9999 and then add the 3rd number currently on the board post numbers to the front of the string. So for instance right now it's 7 and just add this result to the end of 7 for my simulated post number.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6070085 >Take as much Kanadian borderland as possible. From the tip of Idaho all the way to the Great Lakes. Rrf~!
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6070118 Welcome to the Mississippi Basin.
C.U.C.K.S.
Quoted By:
>>6070120 *The seal's undead brains are turned into visceral red confetti, starkly contrasting the snow white environment*
Arf~!
Nice to meet you!
New England
Rolled 2518 (1d10000) >>6070085 The year marks a welcome new development, as the first year when graduates of the re-christened 'Fort Benedict' military academy who entered service under crown commission manage to obtain regimental command. Under the command of the upcoming Colonel Stewart Griffin, the Royal Rhode Island regiment is at the forefront of the southward advance.
The Redcoats continue the march. Onward into New Jersey!
Anonymous
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Wed 31 Jul 2024 00:46:51 No. 6070257 Report >>6070085 The President has ordered a retaliatory strike against the Old Gods, attacking them all along the front. We cannot allow American democracy to be threatened by a pagan cult. We beat the British, we beat the Nazis, and we'll beat this new threat too. America is the greatest country in the world, and if we don't fight for it then we aren't worthy of the God-given freedom and liberties we enjoy. Join us to fight for freedom and the American way of life!
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Wed 31 Jul 2024 00:47:53 No. 6070258 Report Quoted By:
>>6070257 ZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZ
New Florida Republic
>>6070085 I finish taking Florida
For real this time
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Wed 31 Jul 2024 03:45:56 No. 6070330 Report >>6070085 Grey
St. Louis, Missouri
" We swore to protect this nation and the constitution from threats domestic and foreign. We will restore the United States and the stars and stripes will be reborn."
TED
Rolled 3353 (1d9999) >>6070085 ROUND 9
Sorry for the delay this round. Big update coming in round 10. We will be switching to a 1d9999.
Notable Skirmishes:
>President Biden Restoration Movement made a great recovery in Eastern PA at the expense of the Order of the Old Gods, but also lost ground in New Jersey to upcoming New England. >>6070090 pali 3MEF +25
>>6070100 dubsMIC +25 (MI +4)
>>6070118 C.U.C.K.S. +15 (WA+2)
>>6070142 New England (ME +1 ; NY +1) +7 ) +3 fluff
>>6070257 President Biden +15
>>6070294 NFR +10
>>6070330 Good evening, USAF (+20 for missed turns)
TED
>>6070407 Please Roll 1d9999
That's four 9's. Sorry for the typo.
TED
>>6070095 Had to go turbo-autist to figure these out. Probably made some errors.
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 1849 (1d9999) >>6070407 (For all players unfamiliar with dice rolling, copy and paste "dice+1d9999" in the Options field without the quotation marks.)
>Continue taking the northern border and heading towards the Great Lakes Something smells fishy...
aRrrF~!
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Wed 31 Jul 2024 07:44:23 No. 6070422 Report Rolled 4701 (1d9999) >>6070407 work on reclaiming the states that have the mighty Mississippi River and basin running through them
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Wed 31 Jul 2024 08:02:46 No. 6070425 Report Rolled 8476 (1d9999) >>6070407 Have the southern Texas force advance along the coast and send a batallion to finally enter the remaining disorganized Nevada lands.
New England
Rolled 4550 (1d9999) >>6070407 With the seizure of New Jersey completed, the forces of New England march on Delaware, with Colonel Griffin already planning for further strikes on into Maryland if the initial battles go their way. These operations are the first to be supported by elements of the New Royal Navy, the design and construction of which have been driven and overseen by Admiral Wayne, who has insisted upon a small but elite and exceedingly well equipped force with a variety of specialised subsidiary equipment. Known as 'The Boatman' for his attention to detail and level of small-scale oversight in the shipbuilding process, it remains to be seen how this will influence the capabilities of the new service...
Anonymous
Rolled 147 (1d999) >>6070407 Some people say that we're not doing too well, but all my advisors tell me we're doing great! I have overwhelming support, from, um, uh, well, just about everyone I talk to, and they tell me I'm doing great. We're doing great. We're winning this war. We took, we took, I can't remember how much we took, but we took a lot of territory from the Old Gods. A lot of territory. We're winning this folks. Don't give up.
I'm not gonna give up unless they tell me I can't win. And.
NO ONE'S SAYING THAT. NO POLL SAYS THAT.
We're gonna, well, we're winning folks. We beat Donald Trump. And, uh, Washington beat the British 200 years ago too. So that's what we need to, um, do. We'll beat them. That's, well. Anyway.
We gotta attack. Attack them where we can. Attack the Old Gods and New England. Because, anyway.
New Flodira Republic
Rolled 9511 (1d9999) >>6070407 rolling for expansion
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 3362 (1d9999) >>6070407 Mop up Wisconsin. Spillover: Iowa.
/-/-/-/
Firebough "Uprising," is forced to consolidate its position between the Mississippi and Wisconsin rivers to oppose a surprisingly stiff resistance put up by Wisconsinites centered around Eau Claire. The firebough is comprised of the 1st Division ("Freedom"), 2nd Division ("Viking"), an armored brigade of modified construction equipment equipped with motley heavy weapons called "Rumble" brigade, and 3rd Division ("Jormungand").
Reports are that Canada air dropped special operations forces into the area to lead a resistance effort. The Compact wastes no time in concentrating a massive army group to crush the forces before they swell out of control. At the same time, unorganized irregular elements begin to infiltrate Dubuque and Cedar Rapids.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
>>6070330 The Midwest Interstate Compact will pay our tithe to our men and women in uniform fighting against the Mexican and Canadian invaders. We will pay in grain, corn, and conscripted troublemakers who don't want to live under the laws chosen by the States of our Compact, as provided for in the US Constitution. Just one thing: we'd like you to remove all LGBTBBQ personnel from your enlisted and officer corps, as we are fighting against these ungodly and unamerican elements.
Order of The Old Gods
Rolled 9694 (1d9999) Following a long meditation to commune with the Powers Beyond, the High Council has more orders for us. We are to take the rest of Maryland, hat which the BRA has yet to claim.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6070556 >>6070487 Very kind of the Old Gods to not retaliate against ex-POTUS Biden's attacks. :^)
Order of The Old Gods
Quoted By:
>>6070560 Hadn't seen the message at first, guess it's too late to act now.
TED
Rolled 8119 (1d9999) >>6070407 1d9999 Edition
>the forces of New England march on Delaware
22 & vs 14 = 8 victory for NE;
>Joe Biden Restoration Movement has lost their original capital in Delaware! >>6070419 >copy and paste "dice+1d9999" in the Options field without the quotation marks Thank you
C.U.C.K.S.
>Rolled 1849 (1d9999) +18 WA+2 >>6070422 USAF
>Rolled 4701 (1d9999) +8 >>6070425 MEF
>Rolled 8476 (1d9999) +12 >>6070444 (lol trips)New England
>Rolled 4550 (1d9999) +20 NY+1, ME+1 >>6070487 President Biden Restoration Movement
>Rolled 0147 (1d999) +14 >>6070533 >Rolled 9511 (1d9999) DUBS +30 NFR
>>6070534 >Rolled 3362 (1d9999) +8 MI+4 MIC
>>6070556 >Rolled 9694 (1d9999) OLD GODS +10
I would like to get another round in in 8-9 hours, so if you see this: roll!
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 1590 (1d9999) >>6070720 Establish a powerful beachhead in Cedar Rapids and launch a probing attack to seize Des Moines, Iowa.
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 9164 (1d9999) >>6070720 >Spread death at the tip of a flipper in Montana and the Dakotas C.U.C.K.S are heard to look at, most people don't even like looking at them... But EVERYONE wants to fuck their fine ass women.
Even now, horny Mexican soldiers grope at and procreate with the C.U.C.K.S women, during their nacho and cerveza-filled rests in between their prolific conquest of the southwest. Hideous hybrid abortions begin littering the medical waste bins and streets of Nuevo Nuevo Mexico. News of this reaches Coalition leadership and they are... Indifferent.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Wed 31 Jul 2024 21:18:13 No. 6070737 Report Rolled 6032 (1d9999) >>6070720 Resume the costal offensive, breach into Houston and keep going until our columns reach Sabine River
Order of the Old Gods
Rolled 3928 (1d9999) >>6070720 (If my ID looks different it’s because I’m on my phone)
Now that we have secured a new foothold in Maryland, we must launch a full counter-offensive against the pitiful Biden Restoration Army. Our territories must be reclaimed, in the name of the Old Gods!
!NOTlN89zL6
>>6070422 United States Armed Forces:
Are you going to grab Tennessee for the bonus? Would you be willing to join a potential Compact-USAF-Florida alliance? >>6070533 Florida:
Where does President De Santis stand on the invasion of Texas by Mexican troops? Would you consider a potential alliance with myself and US Armed Forces? New England
Rolled 6816 (1d9999) >>6070720 With Delaware taken by Colonel Griffin's offensive and Biden's capitol taken, the men of the regiment organise a rapid search of the surroundings to see if the last American President has been captured with the fallen city or if he managed to flee elsewhere. New England's forces push onward in attempt to take the Peninsula, and press further along the coast of Chesapeake Bay.
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Wed 31 Jul 2024 22:53:11 No. 6070774 Report Rolled 8934 (1d9999) >>6070720 continue reclaiming the states that have the mighty Mississippi River and basin running through them
New Florida Republic
Rolled 568 (1d9999) >>6070720 I finish Florida and then move to Louisiana.
>>6070766 I could consider it
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Thu 01 Aug 2024 01:26:22 No. 6070827 Report Rolled 7016 (1d9999) >>6070720 They, they, they, they, they, they can't be allowed, to, um, well, we're going to win. My advisors, my staff, they, well, they tell me we're doing great. We're winning this war. We're going to win. I'm not stepping down. The British are, well, they're, you know, they've taken my home state of Delaware. We're not going to let them keep it folks. We're not. I heard Trump called my son a sucker and a loser HE'S NOT A SUCKER AND A LOSER, THE BRITISH ARE SUCKERS AND LOSERS.
Well, anyway.
We gotta fight back. Fight them. We, you know, we need to, well, I know we're winning. We're going to win this. I'm only going to stop if they tell me I can't win, and nobody's saying that. None of the polls say we're losing. We can do this Jack. We, um, well, anyway. I forgot how much territory we took from them. But we, we took a lot. We just gotta do it again.
So, uh, um, we gotta, we gotta attack the Scottish. Kick them out of New England. Take back Delaware. And, um, attack the Old Gods. Pagan alley cats. And, um, yeah.
TED
>>6070720 ROUND 11
EASTERN PA CAMPAIGN
Old Gods vs President Biden
14 vs 6 = 8 OOG victory
CHESAPEAKE CAMPAIGN
New England vs President Biden
14 vs 6 = 8 NE victory
>>6070725 >Rolled 1590 (1d9999) MIC +20 MI+4
>>6070730 >Rolled 9164 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S. +10 WA+2
>>6070737 >Rolled 6032 (1d9999) MEF +8
>>6070744 >Rolled 3928 (1d9999) Order of the Old Gods +14
>>6070773 >Rolled 6816 (1d9999) New England +12 NY+1, ME+1
>>6070774 >Rolled 8934 (1d9999) USAF +10
>>6070814 >Rolled 568 (1d9999) New Florida Republic +10
>>6070827 >>6070827 >Rolled 7016 (1d9999) Joe Biden +12 (6 for DE, 6 for PA)
fucking lawl sorry man
New Florida Republic
Rolled 9193 (1d9999) >>6070835 rolling to take all of alabama
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 8985 (1d9999) >>6070835 Consolidate control over southern Iowa.
/-/-/-/
A line of killdozers from the "Rumble" brigade rammed the guardsmen lines south of Lake Red Rock today. Bulky concrete armor met the steel of a disabled APC as the killdozer pushed the fighting vehicle full of soldiers off of Red Rock Dam and into the waters below.
A concerted battlefront of resistance had stopped The Compact from taking Des Moines, but the offensive seized much of the southeast of the state. In response to the unprovoked aggression, the governor of Iowa declared war on The Compact. The figure leading The Compact, "Commander Saxon," called for a second and third firebough to be organized from the militias as the Canadians grow ever more agitated on their overcrowded sunny rocks.
As the military of The Compact grows, special privileges are being extended to young men who convert to Asatru Paganism: wives, land, and better equipment. Christians in the military are outraged at this special treatment, though those that refuse to convert are being promised help securing the Holy Land after the war in 'a great American crusade.' This has, for now, been enough to keep the peace. In the background, however, the most zealous of the Christians are being deported to the "United States Armed Forces" as a human tithe, despite the fact that the USAF has ignored all diplomatic outreach even as the Mexican and Canadian invaders begin sweeping east.
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Thu 01 Aug 2024 02:54:42 No. 6070871 Report Rolled 6098 (1d9999) >>6070835 once more continue reclaiming the states that have the mighty Mississippi River and basin running through them
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:02:08 No. 6070878 Report Rolled 8206 (1d9999) >>6070835 We're, we're doing great. Everybody says we're doing great. If I'm not doing great, well, if TED says we're not going to win, then maybe I'll think about leaving, but, nobody's saying that. Nobody says we're going to lose. TED says we're winning. Now, folks, we gotta stick together. We gotta beat back these suckers. The, the, the, um, the Queen isn't going to take over this country. They tried 200 years ago and we beat them then. We beat them before. We, well, the thing is, if you look at how much territory they have, well, anyway.
We gotta beat them folks. All the polls say we're beating them. Now, we lost our capital. Okay. It was just a bad roll. Just a bad roll. I was feeling sick when I rolled the dice, and I was playing another quest too. Just a bad roll. Now, we gotta get good rolls. It's as simple, as, uh, that. That's what we gotta do. Get good rolls.
We, uh, we're going to attack the Old Gods and the New England folks. Suckers and losers, that's what they are. My campaign isn't a sucker or a loser. They are. I'm not stepping down. I'll only stop if, well, anyway.
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 6138 (1d9999) >>6070835 >Seal the deal. Continue taking the Dakotas and Montana. Seal their fates. The MEF continue to take seal women as brides, as undead seal pussy can't be beat, and Mexicans will fuck anything. We're unsure how much longer we can allow them to use our females for spooge rags. Unless that's what the ladies want, then that's what we want, too.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Thu 01 Aug 2024 06:30:48 No. 6070965 Report Rolled 6803 (1d9999) >>6070835 As the Battle of Houston intensifies, MEF leadership, spured by popular sentiment in both their home country and the gained territories, shifts their attention towards the west where the order is given to push the line of contact on the interstate border. An offensive lead by now lieutenant general Cesare Lopez to fully take California and Nevada has begun.
New England
Rolled 8237 (1d9999) >>6070835 Forces loyal to the New English King continue their attacks against Biden's forces around Chesapeake Bay, attempting to cut them off from the coast.
Order of the Old Gods
Rolled 2527 (1d9999) >>6070835 The Biden Restoration Army has been pushed back as the Truth of the Ancient Ones reign again! Our next step shall be staging a southern offensive from Maryland, with the goal of taking the rest of Maryland and potentially reaching the New England forces also fighting the BRA.
TED
>>6070835 ROUND 12
Notable Events:
>President Biden loses more territory to New England and Order of the Old Gods. I got a soft spot for our very first nation. But it ain't looking good, Jack. >Mexican Expeditionary Forces push C.U.C.K.S. out of Nevada. >USAF and MIC develop contested boarders along the Upper Mississippi Basin. >Battle for Maryland North
>BIDEN VS OOG 6 vs 14 = 8 victory for OOG
Chesapeake
>BIDEN vs NE 6 vs 16 = 10 victory for NE
>>6070836 >Rolled 9193 (1d9999) New Florida Republic +10 FL+3
>>6070847 >Rolled 8985 (1d9999) MIC +12 MI+4 +2 fluff
>>6070871 >Rolled 6098 (1d9999) USAF +14
>>6070878 >Rolled 8206 (1d9999) PRESIDENT BIDEN +12
6 NE ; 6 OOG
>>6070884 >Rolled 6138 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S +14 WA+2
>>6070965 >Rolled 6803 (1d9999) >the order is given to push the line of contact on the interstate border MEF +10
>>6070977 >Rolled 8237 (1d9999) New England +14 NY+1 ME+1
>>6071106 >Rolled 2527 (1d9999) >a southern offensive from Maryland [spillover into PA]
Order of the Old Gods +14
Let's try to get one more round in in 8-9 hours
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6070827 How could you lose D.C. to Quohog's Finest, Jack? That's malarkey.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:28:15 No. 6071250 Report Rolled 8899 (1d9999) >>6071233 Flank the C.U.C.K.S. from Nevada and drive then out of our California while making use of drones to defend in case of a counter attack from the bloated bastards.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:33:34 No. 6071254 Report Quoted By:
>>6071250 >dubs Pacifico Norte time? Or can the extra tiles be filled in Texas?
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 3048 (1d9999) >>6071250 >Expand in the north, do not defend >>6071250 To the smelly Mexicans: an offer you can refuse
Would you like to form an alliance? If so, C.U.C.K.S. will overlook your actions in California.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
This situation in the northeast is so sad fr fr, can't something be worked out?
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Thu 01 Aug 2024 19:46:37 No. 6071314 Report >>6071274 On the topic of cooperation between MEF and C.U.C.K.S we hereby present the following conditions.
>1: C.U.C.K.S will neither lay claim nor advance within the territories and/or polities that comprise the MEF territorial goal >2: the MEF has the absolute right to decid its own foreign policity within the security accord with C.U.C.K.S >3: a "trust territory" administered by the MEF ought to be established 3 tiles deep across the northern border with the C.U.C.K.S and in the following counties of the former Washington state: Whatcom, Skahit, San Juan, Island, Clallam and Kitsap C.U.C.K.S.
>>6071314 >>6071314 Your terms are acceptable, if you are willing to amend #3. A set of trust territories in Washington is not acceptable, as it would hamper our trade and sociopolitical relations with the D.I.C.K. (Drowned Injuns of Collapsed Kanada). A set of 3 trust territories in any other state other than Washington would be acceptable, just name it.
Will you seal the deal? Or join the club(bers of seals)?
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 6591 (1d9999) Well I was gonna wait til USAF declared his action to see if he intended to continue going up the mississippi into my territory but unfortunately I'm a bit sleepy so I'm gonna have to assume hostile intent in the absence of diplomatic contact with him.
>>6071233 The Compact attacks south into USAF after diplomacy with them breaks down.
/-/-/-/
As the month drew to a close, reinforcements from Fireboughs "Wothinn's Chosen" and "Weljon's Power" began to trickle in to the front with Des Moines, allowing "Uprising" to rotate south for an energetic push into the self-proclaimed United States Armed Forces, which had arrived to relieve the beleaguered Iowan forces.
Commander Saxon, using captured radio stations throughout the midwest, addressed the counties of The Compact to explain the war to The American Folkdom.
"Free Folk of The Compact, I speak to you from Lansing tonight to bring you up to date on the happenings of the past three months. The Nation of America is no more. Everything west of the Rockies has fallen to outlandish invaders from across the borders. President Biden has fallen. The United States Army attacks Americans rather than the outlanders attacking them. Whatever sense of protection the American institutions once afforded our folk are no more. From here on out, we must put our faith in New England; The Florida Republic; The Compact."
"I have directed our heroic warbands to wipe out the fraudulent traitors in the south calling themselves the United States Armed Forces. What these foes actually are, are the same degenerate forces of globalism that have been grooming children and murdering unborn babies and opening the gates to the outlandish invasion for decades, dressing up in our uniforms like a serial killer wears the skin of its victims. We will put an end to their mockery, once and for all. May Wix bless you, may Weljon harden your hearts, and may Wothinn guide you. Hail Victory!"
Anonymous
New Florida Republic
Rolled 6391 (1d9999) >>6071233 Continue through alabama
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Thu 01 Aug 2024 20:30:45 No. 6071337 Report >>6071324 Very well, we accept the revision of point 3. As for the trust territory, it is as we have state: 3 territories deep north of the line of contact. For easy of understanding let us exemplify it.
With the line of contact on the California-Oregon border the trust territory would start with the counties on the border(Curry, Josephine, Jackson) and include the following two conties on top of eachother
>Curry - Coos Douglas >Josephine - Douglas - Lane >Jackson - Douglas - Lane And so on and so forth along the line of contact.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6071337 MEF'd out C.U.C.K.S. will be the downfall of America! No one could have seen THAT coming!
MuahahahahaRF~!
New England
Rolled 9103 (1d9999) >>6071233 By order of King Harold, Colonel Griffin continues to press the offensive on Biden around Chesapeake Bay to drive his followers from the coast and away from the border with North Carolina.
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Thu 01 Aug 2024 22:33:27 No. 6071389 Report Rolled 3340 (1d9999) >>6071233 attack The Compact
>>6071327 To the Leader of The Compact: The United States Armed Forces wishes that you fuck off and die you traitorous commie nazi roach
- United States Armed Forces Generals
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Fri 02 Aug 2024 00:04:40 No. 6071415 Report Rolled 6531 (1d9999) >>6071233 Look, well, look. I'm not stepping down. I've talked to TED and he's been saying I'm doing a great job, a great job. All the, the, the historians, the presidential historians say I'm the best president. I'm committed to beating the Old Gods and New England, and, and, nobody else can. I've heard some of the voters concerns that, that, you know, anyway. But I wouldn't be fighting if I didn't think I was the best person to lead America and win this risk game. I was the first player in this game folks! I've been here from the beginning. I'm not going to stop playing because of some, um, just a few bad rolls. That's all it is. Just a few bad rolls. I don't, there's no way that I can lose. All the polls are saying that. We're going to beat them, folks. I'm the most qualified player to do that. If, if somebody else thought they could beat the Old Gods and New England, then, well, maybe I would consider, but nobody's saying that! If they told me I didn't have a chance then I'd quit but NOBODY'S SAYING THAT.
So, we have to, to, to stick together folks. I beat Donald Trump in 2020. I'll beat Kamala too when I get my hands on her. So we gotta attack. Attack England. We gotta retake our capital. Those redcoats, they, they want to destroy our country, because of what we did to them 20, uh, 200 years ago. We can't let them. LISTEN TO THEM.
>>6071243 It's just a bad roll. Just a bad roll. I was feeling sick when I rolled it. Anyway, I'm doing a great job. Just look at my record. I was the first player in the game! I've been playing this game, since, since there were regular risk games on the board. I feel capable. Now, I, I can't roll trips all the time, but, I'm still capable. Just you watch.
Utah
>>6071233 UTAH
Soz, had a thing I had to do, Gonna try to keep expanding east
Order of the Old Gods
>>6071233 The Old Gods have blessed us with another successful offensive. Following these campaigns the High Council has decreed that our forces must rest before acting against the Biden Restoration Army again. We shall bolster our defenses on our borders to protect against foreign incursion, namely the BRA.
TED
>>6071233 ROUND 12
If you roll a dubs/pali/large roll, feel free to specify where you'd like the extra gets to spillover in a second post.
Notable Events:
>Negotiations have broken down between the Midwestern Independence Compact and the United States Armed Forces War erupts along the Mississippi River!!
>MIC (12) vs USAF (20) = 8 victory for USAF >MEF and C.U.C.K.S form and alliance!! >MEF takes California! BATTLE FOR MARYLAND
>BIDEN vs NEW ENGLAND >8 vs 12 = 4 victory for NE >All quiet on the Eastern PA front... ##############
>>6071250 >Rolled 8899 (1d9999) MEF dubs +30 (spills to TX)
>>6071274 >Rolled 3048 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S. +14 WA+2
>>6071327 >Rolled 6591 (1d9999) MIC +8 MI+4
>>6071331 >Rolled 6391 (1d9999) NFR +8 FL+3
>>6071375 >Rolled 9103 (1d9999) New England +10 NY+1 ME+1
>>6071389 >Rolled 3340 (1d9999) USAF +20
>>6071415 >Rolled 6531 (1d9999) President Biden +8
>>6071445 >>6070409 >>6070419 We're rolling 1d9999 now, please!
>>6071446 missing roll!
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 9253 (1d9999) >>6071493 >Continue expanding in the states we already control in the noRF oRf OrF ORF orf orF~!!! Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:OJ6trzZJ Fri 02 Aug 2024 06:14:46 No. 6071599 Report Rolled 1687 (1d9999) >>6071493 It's time to wrap up Houston. Divert troops from the California theater and send them to the South Texas Army to occupy Houston and advance along the Sabine River
you forgot to highlight that I own California now and give me the "trust territories" in Oregon and Idaho me and C.U.C.K.S agreed to here >>6071337 >>6071351 Yes, he got scammed. PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Fri 02 Aug 2024 07:08:17 No. 6071631 Report Rolled 2091 (1d9999) >>6071493 Well, we gotta, we gotta keep going. I'm the only one that can win this game. I wouldn't be playing if I didn't think I could win. Jut some bad rolls. Just some bad rolls. Can happen to anyone. I'm feeling great. Just you watch. My next roll will be great. And, well, you know, before I joined the game there was no-one. Nobody had any territory. Since I've been playing everyone has got more, lots more than they had before. I'm responsible for that. I have a great record. So, we gotta, we gotta attack. I'm not stepping down.
Attack the New Englanders. SUCKERS AND LOSERS, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. Suckers and losers. We gotta attack, to take back, the, the, the territory we lost, I can't remember how much we lost but it wasn't that much, anyway.
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Fri 02 Aug 2024 07:09:54 No. 6071633 Report 1 again lmao. Fitting for Biden I guess.
New England
Rolled 3036 (1d9999) >>6071493 Keep on advancing around Chesapeake Bay! Take the coast away from Biden and drive his supporters back inland.
>>607163 New England
>>6071652 ...Does the 303 here count as a palindrome?
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 210 (1d9999) >>6071493 Attack them boomers in Gray, the USAF!
!NOTlN89zL6
>>6071654 No, but if you had rolled one more (3037) it would have, because it's simulating a post number of 6073037
Order of the Old Gods
>>6071493 Now that our defenses have been bolstered, we must continue to press our offensive against the BRA. Our troops will take their encircled territories in Eastern PA, as the Powers Beyond demand!
Order of the Old Gods
Rolled 2630 (1d9999) >>6071738 Forgot to roll
New Florida Republic
Rolled 4094 (1d9999) >>6071493 I stay the course through AL
>>6071631 >my next roll will be great literally the worst roll
Anonymous
>>6071807 He really has had atrocious luck.
>His last 10 rolls: 1, 1, 6, 6, 7, 7, 5, 3, 8, 9119 It's just the mandate of heaven, sadly. Kamala knew it.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6071493 Oh, hey bawss, is 2-1-0 a straight?
>>6071719 Utah
Rolled 6209 (1d9999) >>6071493 UTAH
Gotcha, my b. Expanding East
TED
ROUND 13
I'm workshopping different controlling bonuses. Let me know your opinions. I think the bonuses at present were based mostly off of cultural geography in lieu of state size or county frequency.
I'm also teasing the idea of a city placement mechanic. Establishing a city will cost 1 roll, but all sequential rolls will have a +1 bonus (+2 to neutral gets in that state). How would sieging/defending a city work?
Notable Events:
>Battle for Chesapeake Bay President Biden vs New England
(4) vs (14) = 10 victory for NE
>Battle of the Poconos President Biden vs Order of the Old Gods
(4) vs (20) = 16 significant victory for Old Gods (1 spill into WV)
>President Biden Restoration Movement has, in an ironic twist of fate, consolidated around Richmond, Virginia. >Battle for St. Louis MIC vs USAF
(40) vs (0) = 40 significant victory for MIC
>USAF was seemingly unprepared! ##################################
>>6071502 >Rolled 9253 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S. +10 WA+2
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>>6071599 >Rolled 1687 (1d9999) MEF +14 CA+6
I'll add some contested territory indicators there, sure.
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>>6071631 >Rolled 2091 (1d9999) President Biden Restoration Movement +8 (split b/w Chesapeake and East PA)
>>6071633 >>6071848 ##################################
>>6071652 >Rolled 3036 (1d9999) New England +12 NY+1 ME+1
>>6071654 >...Does the 303 here count as a palindrome? No not in this instance sorry. It must be final three digits. Reading right-to-left is a residual of formerly using post-id's.
>>6071724 >because it's simulating a post number of 6073037 I will not be implementing this rule. Right now I have all the percentages/odds of every roll charted in one table; I have tried to balance the bonuses accordingly. Maaaaybe if one points out some super-schizo patterns I will award extra gets.
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>>6071719 >Rolled 0210 (1d9999) straight_3 MIC +36 MI+4
>>6071859 >Oh, hey bawss, is 2-1-0 a straight? This roll made me realize that I only had odds for ascending straights! Congrats this was a >2% roll! I should post the master roll table.
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>>6071738 >>6071740 >Rolled 2630 (1d9999) Order of the Old Gods +20
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>>6071807 >Rolled 4094 (1d9999) New Florida Republic +10 FL+3
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>>6071891 >Rolled 6209 (1d9999) Utah +18
>All good, welcome back. I was very close to offering your nation up to any lurkers! ##################################
Next update 8-9 hours.
UTAH
Rolled 2982 (1d9999) >>6071998 UTAH
Eastward, trying to fill out Nebraska and Kansas
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Fri 02 Aug 2024 20:29:07 No. 6072009 Report Rolled 9980 (1d9999) >>6071998 Continue surrounding Texas and occupy the Oklahoma panhandle.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6071998 The Compact attempts to eliminate the United States Anti-Fascists. We shall be Unvexed to the Sea! If there is spillover from a good roll, my target for leftovers is Iowa.
/-/-/-/
The Graybloc Antifa forces engaged The Compact with significant hardware advantages, bringing APCs, fighting vehicles, and even a formation of Abrams Tanks. Needless to say, the technicals and killdozers of "Rumble" brigade were hit hard, suffering many losses in the first week of engagements. It was the humble skidloaders that saved the day -- turned into Tank Destroyers with large smoothbore kinetic guns mounted where the cabin would be and two operators riding on top. They laid in wait and ambushed advancing armored columns before being hastily abandoned if an escape could not be made -- hopefully after scoring a kill or two on the enemy. The battle was fierce, but the logistics of the supposed United States Armed Forces quickly sputtered out of supply and the Uprising Firebough was able to launch a counter offensive down the mississippi, seizing the enemy base of operations in St. Louis and restoring order there. The conflict is not yet over, but Commander Saxon has been very optimistic in his addresses, televising the execution of captured soldiers as 'traitors to their fellow americans who opened the gates to the Mexican and Canadian invaders.'
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 9973 (1d9999) >>6072011 >>6071998 Where are my dice? I put it in the options but it didn't roll.
Again, I am targeting USAF for elimination. Spillover from a good roll goes towards Iowa.
Order of the Old Gods
Rolled 6651 (1d9999) >>6071998 The BRA is on its last legs. The High Council is ordering the army into Virginia, and into Virginia we shall go for the glory of the Gods!
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Fri 02 Aug 2024 21:02:41 No. 6072038 Report Rolled 6861 (1d9999) >>6071998 attack the The Compact
sorry i didnt roll last turn had to go to the hospital for a family emergency
TED
Rolled 1251 (1d9999) Last round a few were asking for roll clarification. Here's the master list I made that I've been using. Please let me know if I ever mistake your roll!
https://pastebin.com/qD49gj8f New Flordia Republic
Rolled 944 (1d9999) >>6071998 De Santis Decrees the finality of AL before taking Georgia
New Flordia Republic
>>6071998 >different controlling bonuses You could just add a +1 get for every other state
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Sat 03 Aug 2024 00:24:44 No. 6072128 Report Rolled 1015 (1d9999) >>6071998 My fellow Americans. It has been a tough few rounds, but I still believe that together we can win this game. I want you to know that despite all the speculation in the press and other players I am firmly committed to staying in this game, staying in it until the end, beating Donald Trump, Kamala, and all the other alley cats.
I have heard concerns about what is at stake in this game. Believe me, I am not blind to them. But, I know that these concerns are founded on a faith in my record, and my rolls. Need I remind you that I've rolled a 4 digit pali? I've already rolled well, and I can do it again, and I believe I'm the best player to do it.
I want to be absolutely clear: I wouldn’t be playing if I did not absolutely believe I was the best person to beat this game.
I've been in this game since the very beginning, and to this day there have only been two other nations brave enough to attack me. I put my nation down first, and only two others were brave enough to place themselves near me. This was when anyone could take anyone on, and I was the first. Only two players want me out, and am I supposed to listen to them? What about all the other nations who are fine with where I am? The rolls, the rolls, alone are what determine who's going to win. Nothing more, nothing less. And I firmly believe that I'm the only one capable of rolling well enough to win this game.
The question of how to roll well has been well-aired for several days now. And it’s time for it to end. We have one job. And that is to win this game. Any weakening of resolve or lack of clarity about the task ahead only helps New England and the Old Gods and hurts us. It is time to come together, move forward as a unified party, and defeat Donald Trump.
To that end, we're going to do everything we can to attack the Old Gods.
Sincerely,
Joe Biden
Joseph R. Biden Jr.
President of the United States of America
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Sat 03 Aug 2024 00:25:45 No. 6072130 Report Quoted By:
>>6071998 Sieging a city sounds fun. Maybe to take a city you need two or three straight victories over the other player?
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 1311 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S. continue expanding to the east
New England
Rolled 9397 (1d9999) >>6071998 With Biden's forces pushed back into Virginia, Colonel Griffin is given the men to organise an offensive against Richmond, in attempt to topple the Restoration movement before they can reconsolidate and secure the lands of Virginia for our own.
TED
>>6071998 ROUND 14
All nations rolled this round!
Notable Events:
>New Florida Republic captures Alabama! >C.U.C.K.S captures Idaho and Montana >President Biden Restoration Movement, fending off a two-front war, retreats into the Blue Ridge Mountains. >MIC makes progress on USAF >The March on Fort Defiance MIC vs USAF
(14) vs (8) = 6 victory for MIC
>Siege of Arlington Biden Restoration vs Old Gods
(6) vs (8) = 2 minor victory for OG
Griffen's Siege on Richmond
Biden Restoration vs New England
(6) vs (16) = 10 victory for New England
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>>6072000 >Rolled 2982 (1d9999) UTAH +8
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>>6072009 >Rolled 9980 (1d9999) MEF +20 CA+6
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>>6072014 >>6072011 >Rolled 9973 (1d9999) MIC +10 MI+4
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>>6072024 >Rolled 6651 (1d9999) Order of the Old Gods +8
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>>6072038 >Rolled 6861 (1d9999) USAF +8
>sorry i didnt roll last turn had to go to the hospital for a family emergency I sincerely hope everyone is okay, my friend.
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>>6072102 >Rolled 0944 (1d9999) DUBS NFR +30 FL+3
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>>6072128 >Rolled 1015 (1d9999) President Biden Restoration Movement +12 (6 NE) (6 OOG)
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>>6072138 >Rolled 1311 (1d9999) DUBS C.U.C.K.S. +30 WA+2
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>>6072151 >Rolled 9397 (1d9999) New England +14 NY+1 ME+1
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C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 1976 (1d9999) >>6072157 Rolling to expand everywhere, using North Dakota as a base
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Sat 03 Aug 2024 02:44:24 No. 6072189 Report Rolled 9484 (1d9999) >>6072157 attack The Compact
New Florida Republic
Rolled 3366 (1d9999) >>6072157 I mobilize into Georgia
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT ID:hgia+/oL Sat 03 Aug 2024 03:25:29 No. 6072210 Report Rolled 2785 (1d9999) >>6072157 We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, um fight. We, uh, well, we're doing great. I'm doing great. I feel good. We can win this. I wouldn't be playing if I didn't think I could win. The, the Old Gods are pagan alley cats, and the New Englanders are, well, they're anyway.
So attack. We have to win this. I've rolled good rolls before, I can still roll some more. Just have some faith. This is an important moment for our country, an inflection point. We just gotta win.
New England
Rolled 8321 (1d9999) >>6072157 With Richmond fallen, the New Englanders press at the remaining Bidener positions in Virginia. How much stomach could they have left for the fight after all their setbacks?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
sleepy joe losing every battle is absolutely just killing me
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sat 03 Aug 2024 09:46:27 No. 6072358 Report Rolled 6158 (1d9999) >>6072157 Converge the North and South Texas Armies on Dallas
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 5817 (1d9999) >>6072157 The Compact tries to eliminate USAF. This is it, the big push. Spillover after gray is gone goes to Iowa.
>>6072128 Oh, we are so back. That's the president I voted for.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6072106 US Electoral College divided by 10, rounded up.
4 points are missing so I added them to Ohio, Tennis Shoe, California, and Michigan (no bias there) to preserve the balance of the (current) game.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6072386 Same thing but with the votes concentrated into strategic hubs to give players more reason to fight over stuff than to share.
Order of The Old Gods
>>6072157 It seems that the BRA defenses are stronger than initially anticipated. Hang back and shell their defenses while our troops rest.
Order of The Old Gods
Rolled 2468 (1d9999) >>6072431 Forgot to roll AGAIN.
Anonymous
>>6072386 >>6072390 You'd probably want to make it more territory based, as is taking California would be a little OP with how little territory it has. I reckon distributing California's bonus to the other states without one would be better.
Ahem.
We're, we're, we're going to fix the electoral college folks. We're going to fix it, because, um, well, it's broken, and no, um, player should be above the law. No player should be immune from consequences. That's why we need to, well, completely reform this game, because otherwise, well, anyway.
Utah
>>6072157 Utah! Keep spreading into Nebraska and Kansas
Utah
Rolled 4167 (1d9999) >>6072509 Messed up my roll apparently? Phoneposting so bear with me lol.
TED
>>6072390 >Thank you for this. >It's nice to bounce ideas off another person. >This however sorta falls into the cultural-geography issue. >I'm held up by the fact that California has 58 counties (27th) while Texas has 254 counties (1st) and this current suggestion has us giving players +6 for either. >Similar for Florida (67 counties) and New York (62) both granting more bonuses than Virginia (133) which has double the counties. >I'm thinking from a purely mechanical perspective > a better distribution would look like pic-rel. >This has lots of breathing room but lots of "hub" for players to try and establish a nation. >Each +2 bonus is roughly equivalent to 100 counties. >The math suggests an expected roll (without bonuses) to be about 17 !NOTlN89zL6
>>6072545 Texas builds wide, california builds tall. It's just how it is. The west is sparse and dry, the east is dense and moist. I think it would be a mistake to have every county be equal.
The point of bonuses should be something for players to fight and greed over.
TED
>>6072157 ROUND 15
Notable Events:
>President Biden Restoration Movement has succumbed to New England!! >USAF launches counter-offensive outside St. Louis. >Straight_3 was rolled (1.8%) by New England (+36)!! Heartland Campaign
>The Compact vs United States Armed Forces >MIC (18) vs USAF (30) = 12 strong victory for USAF The Burning of Northern Virginia
>President Biden vs New England >(12) vs (38) = 26 decisive victory for NE ##################################
>>6072182 >Rolled 1976 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S +12 WA+2
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>>6072189 >Rolled 9484 (1d9999) palindrome 3 USAF +30
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>>6072202 >Rolled 3366 (1d9999) dubs NFR +30 FL+3
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>>6072210 >Rolled 2785 (1d9999) President Biden +12
Disastrous timing. We technically have newbie slots open if you'd like to same-f*g your way back in.
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>>6072330 >Rolled 8321 (1d9999) straight 3 New England +36 NY+1, ME+1
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>>6072358 >Rolled 6158 (1d9999) MEF +14 CA+6
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>>6072378 >Rolled 5817 (1d9999) The Compact +14 MI+4
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>>6072431 >>6072432 >Rolled 2468 (1d9999) Order of the Old Gods +14
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>>6072509 >>6072510 >Rolled 4167 (1d9999) UTAH +14
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>>6072557 Hmmm you're definitely right on wanting to encourage players to fight and be greedy.
>tall vs wide I'm not sure what you mean by this, but I'm interested!!
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sat 03 Aug 2024 17:32:15 No. 6072575 Report Rolled 3773 (1d9999) >>6072563 Cut Texas off the rest of the former USA territory and advance into Dallas.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sat 03 Aug 2024 17:33:51 No. 6072577 Report Quoted By:
>>6072575 >Palindrome(xyyx) Hell yeah, spill into the whole Texas theater
New Florida Republic
Rolled 621 (1d9999) >>6072563 I enter Tennessee.
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 7136 (1d9999) >>6072563 C.U.C.K.S. continue swallowing up the Kanadian Koast
>expand east, making sure to touch borders with MIC The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 5069 (1d9999) >>6072563 The Compact surges against the Untermenschen Socialist Anti Fascists (USAF)!
!NOTlN89zL6
>>6072658 And it's a knockout! 73 territories!
Suck it, commies! Spillover into Northern Minnesota. Canadians arriving just in time to be next.
>>6072510 Hey Mormons, did you know Idaho has the second largest number of LDS members after Utah? Time to bring them into the fold, no?
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6072660 To be clear, The Compact is attacking the Canadians surging to my border in Minnesota with our spillover.
/-/-/-/
The Campaign against the Progressive elements of the United States Armed Forces took only a month, though losses were extreme. From the start, much of The Compact's heavy vehicle and air support had been ramshackle and amateur out of necessity, but the conflict with the high grade equipment of the USAF had massively depleted the vehicle fleet of the fledgling nation. It was estimated that 82% of construction vehicles had been pressed into service and that the overwhelming majority of that had been destroyed during the month long campaign in the Confluence Region of the Mississippi River in just four weeks of fierce fighting. The upside was that now, after five months of fighting, real, good, professional vehicles and aircraft were entering service, scrambled out of retooled factories to form the basis of a real combined arms Firebough.
As for the remnants of the USAF, they were dealt with in a draconian and unforgiving fashion. 2x4s affixed with the symbol of antifa and gay pride flags were raised in the thousands alongside thousands of miles of border with Kentucky and Illinois, and the bodies of US Soldiers were bolted to them through the skull and left to the elements and wildlife as a gruesome sign of the times.
>>6072433 Dark Brandon time? Pic related.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6072680 >>6072660 >To be clear, The Compact is attacking the Canadians We dodge the attack with our redskin magic and take different territories to avoid any attack, nana nana boo-boo!
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6072717 IDK how you do that since you literally said you were attacking to my border but, whatever, we're still attacking you. Total Seal Death! We've hired some Old Gods mercenaries to counter your unspeakable death magic with their unspeakable tentacle magic.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:04:34 No. 6072738 Report Quoted By:
>>6072680 >Inb4 USAF rolls a 420 He still got a chance.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:37:35 No. 6072759 Report >>6072330 [ULTRA SECRETO]
The command of the Mexican Expeditionary Force send this missive to the Parliament of the Kingdom of New England and its King, Harold I with the intent of establishing diplomatic relations. UTAH
Rolled 9883 (1d9999) >>6072563 UTAH
Onward to the East!
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Sat 03 Aug 2024 22:40:20 No. 6072821 Report Rolled 1 (1d1) >>6072563 attack The Compact once more
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES ID:SlY2o/Ay Sat 03 Aug 2024 22:41:38 No. 6072823 Report Rolled 5936 (1d9999) >>6072821 made a fucking typo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6072823 No you didn't
You rolled a 1
lmao
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
>>6072823 Your tenure of evil has ended. Your gay grooming the children of this country has ended. No more abortions, no more fiery but mostly peaceful protests, no more statue iconoclasm. America has had enough of the wicked regime you stood for.
Tyr's Wrathful Justice delivered us from the most evil nation in human history. Hail Victory!
New England
Rolled 6282 (1d9999) >>6072563 With Biden defeated, the informal relationship we held with the Order of the old Gods has come to an inevitable end. As most of our veteran units hold the line upon the western Border, a new offensive is begun in the North into Pennsylvania.
>>6072759 Anonymous
>>6072725 To clarify, I'm only expanding to meet your border, not attacking it. I'm not sure we can even attack (or otherwise interact with) each other until a border is established, at least since there's a good amount of tiles in between us still and not only a few. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
C.U.C.K.S.
TED
>>6072563 ROUND 16
Notable Events
>United States Armed Forces have been defeated at the hands of the Michigan Independence Compact!! >MIC declares war on C.U.C.K.S!! >New England declares war on Order of the Old Gods and easily mobilizes infantry in war-torn Pennsylvania. >palindrome 4 (0.9%) rolled >**69 (0.89%) rolled Skirmishes of the Iron Range
C.U.C.K.S. vs MIC
(14) vs (31) = 17 strong victory for MIC
Conclusion of the Heartland Campaign
MIC vs USAF
(42) vs (12) = 30 decisive victory for MIC
Battle of Greater Philadelphia
New England vs Order of the Old Gods
(32) vs (0) = 32 decisive victory for NE
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>>>>6072575 >Rolled 3773 (1d9999) Pali 4 MEF +40 CA+6
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>>6072633 >Rolled 621 (1d9999) NFR +8 FL+3
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>>6072657 >Rolled 7136 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S +12 WA+2
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>>6072658 >>6072660 >>6072680 >Rolled 5069 (1d9999) 69 The Compact +69 MI+4
(42 vs USAF)
(31 vs C.U.C.K.S)
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>>6072804 >Rolled 9883 (1d9999) UTAH +10
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>>6072821 >>6072823 >Rolled 5936 (1d9999) USAF +12
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>>6072872 >Rolled 6282 (1d9999) palindrome 3 New England +30 NY+1 ME+1
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sun 04 Aug 2024 05:57:41 No. 6073103 Report Rolled 5927 (1d9999) >>6073023 Conquer the Texan interior.
>>6072872 We are more than pleased with such considerations and, as a sign of good will, are willing to recognise your own claims east of the Mississippi. Order of The Old Gods
Rolled 3198 (1d9999) >>6073023 Betrayal, backstabbing of the worst order! The treacherous aristocrats of New England attacked us while our venerable soldiers were still recovering after the victory we shared against the BRA! Already they have invaded vast swathes of our territory in Pennsylvania. By the power of the Old Gods, they shall be evicted from our lands and their homes shall burn under the stars of the Gods! Quickly, we must mount a counter-offensive to take back our lands, for the Old Gods!
Mecha Brandon
>>6073023 Mecha Brandon
Dark Red
Kentucky
You thought you beat me, Jack. You were wrong. You only woke me up.
New England
Rolled 6852 (1d9999) >>6073023 Continue the offensive against the Order of the Old Gods in Pennsylvania! We must break these cultists before they can reorganise!
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 9013 (1d9999) >>6073023 Fuck these illiterate faggots, give 'em hell.
>Attack MIC >>6073103 Odale eses, we got some bad hombres in el norte. Let's team up and take them out before they become a bigger threat.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 8357 (1d9999) >>6073023 The Compact liberates more of America from the Kanadian invaders! The bullets blessed by Old Gods mercenaries not only end the necromantic energies but also cures the seals hit by them of their cuck fetish (although they usually die before that becomes relevant).
>>6073140 He's back! He's back! OUR PRESIDENT IS BACK! The Compact cedes its Kentucky counties to Mecha-Brandon.
>>6073154 That's cute, but that's nothing. Watch THIS.
New Florida Republic
Rolled 6179 (1d9999) >>6073023 Florida Continues to appropriate Tennessee
New Florida Republic
Quoted By:
>>6073140 >you only woke me up IMPERIAL JESTER
Rolled 4674 (1d9999) >>6073023 UTAH
Continue East
Anonymous
I'm not even playing and I'm hyped, let's fucking go brandon
TED
>>6073023 ROUND 17
>>6073391 >I'm not even playing and I'm hyped, let's fucking go brandon Notable Events:
Susquehanna Valley Theater (Western PA)
>New England vs Order of the Old Gods >NE (10) vs OOG (14) = 4 minor victory for Old Gods Skirmishes in the Great Plains of North Dakota
>C.U.C.K.S vs MIC >C(12) vs MIC(18) = 4 minor victory for MIC ##################################
>>6073103 >Rolled 5927 (1d9999) MEF +14 CA+6
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>>6073131 >Rolled 3198 (1d9999) Order of the The Old Gods +14
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>>6073140 >Mecha Brandon >Dark Red >Kentucky >You thought you beat me, Jack. You were wrong. You only woke me up. Hell yeah
Mecha Brandon (+30)
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>>6073146 >Rolled 6852 (1d9999) New England +8 NY+1 ME+1
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>>6073154 >Rolled 9013 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S. +10 WA+2
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>>6073213 >Rolled 8357 (1d9999) The Compact +14 MI+4
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>>6073322 >Rolled 6179 (1d9999) New Florida Republic +18 FL+3
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>>6073333 quads heh>Rolled 4674 (1d9999) UTAH +10
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C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 2189 (1d9999) >>6073459 Is this correct? just doublechecking >C(12) vs MIC(18) = 4 minor victory for MIC Drop a slimy, necrotic, fecal bomb over Minnesota, then advance into it. We'll send our hybrid MEF'd out C.U.C.K.S. into the frontlines.
>Continue fighting the MIC >>6073103 Arf~!
TED
Quoted By:
>>6073464 Nope, that is not correct. My mistake. I'll update the map retroactively next round. Good sportsmanship.
Order of the Old Gods
Rolled 2006 (1d9999) >>6073459 We have had some success against the New Englanders in our former territories, but this is no cause to rest. We must push what advantages we have, and continue reclaiming our lands. The Gods shall see our victory and surely spare us in the coming dark ages.
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Sun 04 Aug 2024 18:44:26 No. 6073495 Report Rolled 2037 (1d9999) >>6073459 Keep on conquering Texas.
>>6073464 >Arf~! Quiet, your turn will come once we're done with the cowboys.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 6625 (1d9999) >>6073459 I attack the Canadians with this big swinging GET.
I cede my Kentucky counties to Mecha Brandon
I cede my Tennessee and Arkansas counties to Florida.
!NOTlN89zL6
>>6073464 >Is this correct? just doublechecking >C(12) vs MIC(18) = 4 minor victory for MIC Don't worry, Leaf. All your women will be subjugated and bleached by BNC soon enough, there is no rush. If you want to speed it up you can just surrender to me and give me North Dakota and Montana. We'll show you how a real man handles these uppity cowgirls while whatever that is in your pic stands outside of the home depot waiting for work.
C.U.C.K.S.
New England
Rolled 1189 (1d9999) >>6073459 The Order of the Old Gods have already proven a tougher foe then the crumbling and decrepit Bidenites ever were - despite some disquieting rumours from further west that surely can't be true. We must reconsolidate our forces push the Old Gods further back.
Mecha Brandon
Rolled 669 (1d9999) >>6073459 I'm back and I'm gonna make one thing clear: We're going to kill those suckers. No quarter given. But we need more men first. So let's recruit and expand in the great state of Kentucky! And I don't mean recruit regular folks, oh no. We don't need those weaklings. I hear things that scream in the night. If I call them, they'll come, hahahahaha.
>>6073213 Thanks, Compact. You're not so bad. Maybe we can work together when the blood starts being spilled. Hahahaha.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
>>6073654 >I hear things that scream in the night. If I call them, they'll come Yes hi, is this the Kino Department? I think I've got something here you may want to see.
NORTH AMERICAN REVENGEANCE GOVERMENT
NORTH AMERICAN REVENGEANCE GOVERMENT ID:SlY2o/Ay Sun 04 Aug 2024 23:51:30 No. 6073726 Report Rolled 1257 (1d9999) >>6073459 Dark
New Orleans, Louisiana
Reclaim the United States death to all who oppose us we will take no prisoners. Death to who exploit our nations downfall no mercy will be given to them
New Florida Republic
Rolled 7109 (1d9999) >>6073459 The Tennessee appropriation VVILL continue
Anonymous
>>6073654 >69 MY GOD, KILLING HIM ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER
TED
>>6073459 ROUND 18
Notable Events:
>Mecha Brandon unites much of Kentucky with unprecedented speed. >NORTH AMERICAN REVENGEANCE GOVERMENT (NARG) enters the fray, establishing themselves in New Orleans. Attrition in the Great Plains
>C.U.C.K.S vs MIC >(18) vs (16) = 2 minor victory for C.U.C.K.S Susquehanna Valley Theater (Western PA)
>Order of the Old Gods vs New England >(12) vs (20) = 8 victory for NE ##################################
>>6073464 >Rolled 2189 (1d9999) C.U.C.K.S. +18 WA+2 (-2)
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>>6073472 >Rolled 2006 (1d9999) Order of the Old Gods +12
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>>6073495 >Rolled 2037 (1d9999) MEF +14 CA+6
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>>6073525 >Rolled 6625 (1d9999) The Compact +12 MI+4
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>>6073618 >Rolled 1189 (1d9999) New England +18 NY+1 ME+1
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>>6073654 >Rolled 669 (1d9999) Mecha Brandon +69 (+4 KY from MIC)
>based based based based based based >>6073213 >>6073853 ##################################
>>6073726 >Rolled 1257 (1d9999) >NORTH AMERICAN REVENGEANCE GOVERMENT (NARG) Dark
New Orleans, Louisiana (+30)
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>>6073797 >Rolled 7109 (1d9999) straight 1-0-9 NFR +36 FL+3
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NORTH AMERICAN REVENGEANCE GOVERMENT
NORTH AMERICAN REVENGEANCE GOVERMENT ID:SlY2o/Ay Mon 05 Aug 2024 05:27:06 No. 6073933 Report Rolled 6818 (1d9999) >>6073925 reclaim Louisiana
we will reclaim the united states and no else will stop our mission
Republic of Texas
Rolled 8078 (1d9999) >>6073925 Orange
That little center part of Texas that remains
Come and take it you little Mexican bitches, we ain't going down without a fight, remember the Alamo
Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:DmNZcXWV Mon 05 Aug 2024 06:47:47 No. 6073993 Report Rolled 1004 (1d9999) >>6073925 Attack the Republic of Texas.
>>6073941 Fool, San Antonio smolders, there is no Alamo to remember
Order of The Old Gods
Rolled 5983 (1d9999) >>6073925 The New Englanders have quickly reconstituted themselves after our attempted offensive. We must stop them from launching any further attacks with an attack of our own, an all-out assault on the frontlines to put them on the backfoot! In the meanwhile, we must investigate these rumors of a resurrected Bidenist movement in Kentucky. If the stories are to be believed, then the Bidenists have tapped into the power of the Old Gods themselves, and present a greater threat to us than any other faction could hope to muster against us...
Mecha Brandon
Rolled 5386 (1d9999) >>6073925 Well will you look at that. What a nice number. Knew we could count on my friends. Now we just gotta find some more. I'm sure we can. Let's expand some more and go looking for them.
>>6073797 So, Jack, are we gonna be nice to each other or do I have to break some bones?
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 8202 (1d9999) >>6073925 Shart all over these MIC clowns
>ARFttaaaaaack~! C.U.C.K.S.
Quoted By:
>>6074093 Pfffft, get pali'd on, bozos!!
New England
Rolled 4982 (1d9999) >>6073925 With momentum recovered, the promoted General Griffin is given orders to continue to attack the order of the Old Gods in Pennsylvania.
New Florida Republic
Rolled 3631 (1d9999) >>6073925 De Santis Finalizes Tennessee
>>6074036 >gonna be nice to each other For now
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 3827 (1d9999) >>6073925 The Compact attacks the Canadians.
And once again, we cede our Tennessee and Arkansas counties to Florida.
>>6074093 Fug. Well check out THESE digits.
New Florida Republic
Quoted By:
>>6074289 De Santis respects your cession.
As a show of good faith, we will not initiate any further attacks into Compact territory.
UTAH
Rolled 1020 (1d9999) >>6073925 UTAH:
EAST
TED
>>6073925 ROUND 19
Notable Events:
3 Palindrome_3 rolled this round!!
> 6818 (NARG) > 8202 (C.U.C.K.S.) > 1020 (UTAH) Guerrilla de Texas
>MEF vs Republic of Texas >(16) attacking forces vs (30) spawn = 14 for RT Stalemate on the Susquehanna
>Order of the Old Gods vs New England >(10) vs (10) = 0 exchanged lands Exchanges of the Great Plains
>C.U.C.K.S. vs MIC >(32) vs (18) = 14 strong victory for C.U.C.K.S. ##################################
>>6073933 >Rolled 6818 (1d9999) pali_3 NARG +30
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>>6073941 >Rolled 8078 (1d9999) Republic of Texas +30 spawn, reduced to 14
>Come and take it you little Mexican bitches ##################################
>>6073993 >Rolled 1004 (1d9999) MEF +10 CA+6
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>>6073995 >Rolled 5983 (1d9999) Order of Old Gods +10
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>>6074036 >Rolled 5386 (1d9999) Mecha Brandon +12
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>>6074093 >Rolled 8202 (1d9999) pali_3 C.U.C.K.S. +30 WA+2
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>>6074113 >Rolled 4982 (1d9999) New England +8 NY+1 ME+1
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>>6074189 >Rolled 3631 (1d9999) NFR +8 FL+3
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>>6074289 >Rolled 3827 (1d9999) The Compact +14 MI+4
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>>6074352 >Rolled 1020 (1d9999) pali_3 UTAH +30
C.U.C.K.S.
Rolled 8951 (1d9999) >>6074413 >Attack the Michiganders with their favorite delicacy: rubbery monster seal dong The clubbed have become the clubbers. En ga-aRF ARF ARf garde~!
>>6074289 It doesn't have to be this way. We can end ARf this now.
>If MIC relents from attacking or defending, do not attack and instead expand in Minnesooooota, eh? Mexican Expenditionary Force
Mexican Expenditionary Force ID:jZ6JiOyW Mon 05 Aug 2024 18:47:45 No. 6074436 Report Rolled 9919 (1d9999) >>6074413 Bomb the texans to ashes then move in, defend if attacked by anyone else.
UTAH
Rolled 1935 (1d9999) >>6074413 UTAH
Keep going East
Order of The Old Gods
Rolled 6564 (1d9999) >>6074413 Very few gains have been made in the Susquehanna theater against the New Englanders. In light of this, the High Council has decreed that advances are to be made elsewhere, chiefly Maryland. If we manage to cut off Virginia, we would secure our southern flank, and open a new front in Pennsylvania. With that, our troops march onward, to destroy our enemies in the eyes f the Gods! Meanwhile, rumors of the resurrected Bidenists remain unproven, but the High Council and the Priesthood are still concerned about them. If they are true, we may need to approach the New Englanders with a truce, although our hope is that they are in fact false.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Rolled 7367 (1d9999) >>6074413 The Compact continues its assault on the Canadians.
>>6074431 >It doesn't have to be this way. We can end ARf this now. The strategic situation is not clear yet. You have no one to attack but me. A lot hinges on what the Mexicans do. Frankly I'd like to just sit back for a while and ocnsolidate Iowa Minnesota and Illinois but I can't afford to do that yet.
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
>>6074413 OP, you let Canada cede territory to the Mexicans, so please cede my Tennessee and Arkansas counties to Florida.
C.U.C.K.S.
>>6074467 Then wARFare shall continue. *club*
The Compact !NOTlN89zL6
Quoted By:
>>6074472 Fargo is known for its nightlife.
New England
Rolled 8985 (1d9999) >>6074413 The line holds, but the line does not advance. To try and break the stalemate with the order of the Old gods, the newly constituted Royal Air Force is sent into their first operations under Wing Commander N. Osbourn to try and breach the lines with strategic bombers for a new offensive into Pennsylvania.
New Florida Republic
Rolled 4000 (1d9999) >>6074413 Tennessee
For real this time
Spill over goes back into Georgia
New Florida Republic
Quoted By:
>>6074549 >Rolled 4000 (1d9999) 