You are a Goblin of the Goblinslayer universe, and you chanced (by anonymous choice) to rescue the grievously injured Yang Wuhan, 殃污琀, "Calamity-Corrupted Corpsepearl", also known as The Heavenly Demon, the Wyrmacide, Sword Specter, the Absolute™, Wind Incarnadine, Gore Walker, etc etc.

You being on the lam from ( <span class="mu-i"> shudder </span> ) the Goblinslayer, and Yang Wuhan being on transdimensional lam from a desperate alliance of ( <span class="mu-i"> peh </span> ) Righteous and Deviant sects, you naturally form a Master-Student relationship.

He now calls you his Toady (Tudi; Disciple) and you call him Young Seafood, or Seafood (Yang Shifu; Master Yang). You being Neutral Evil and him being Chaotic Evil goes a long way in this regard: you both understand and accept each other's abuse and exploitation with a hellish harmony.

Your first task had been to gather virgin blood, for which your Seafood entrusted you with his Sky Piercing Dagger and Wondrous Pillager Pouch.

With these you destroyed a tree and sweetalked 5yearold Uille, a lost girl of poor circumstance, back from the village to your Seafood's temporary lair.

His grievous condition is aggrevated by your catching what's worth a cupful of Living Men's blood (SI unit : LM) after a whole night. At least it's virginal...

He is aggrevated AGAIN when he sees that you have Ruined the Sky Piercing Dagger, wasting nearly a century of his suffering and toil.

The double dose of pique that you just gave him makes him vomit blood, and he is almost angered to death by you. But a realization saves both him and you: the Sky Piercing Dagger was destroyed because YOU, Toady the Goblin, a level 1, 12hp nuisance to the world of Goblinslayer, have an extraordinary physique perfectly suited to Martial Arts, and the Thousand Segment Carrionpede Form in particular!

Seafood teaches you the essentials of the form, and you have practiced enough to gain +4(/4) to hit in melee, and +0(/4) melee damage.

He does take back his Wondrous Pillager Pouch though, the bully.

Uille the Orphan is turned into a Pall Body and indwelled by Seafood, while his real body is buried in the abandoned cabin with bad fengshui.

Now he needs a quantity of BLOOD to preserve the Pall Body and keep himself from true death (in 49 days), and you point him to Plague Town to get it, because the Bad Magic that happened there might also help him to understand the magic of this world.

You have GREAT LUCK in scrounging dinner, though Seafood destroys most of it to demoralize you, just on general principle. Unexpectedly, he also gets demoralized by your dinner, and thus negatively motivated to go spree killing on his own, reducing the amount of BLOOD he still needs.

You realize that Seafood's just using Uille's body as a conveyance, and ask to use it too, for some rumpypumpy plup-plup-plup.

In answer to your innocently lewd request Seafood joins YOU and Uille's vengeful ghost in Unworldly Matrimony. He says it will make you stronger, but he's smiling. nnnrh.

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