You are an ONI! A fierce mythical deman! You are ONE second old! Yep, you just came into being right here right now. Yet some how you are not only fully grown, but you understand what you are. Along with what the world is, language, concepts like gravity, and even the birds and the bees! wow! What will your first action be on this bitch of an earth?

>What do?
- Contemplate how you came to be
- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!
- Find a big stick to use as a club
- Become aware of your surroundings
- Write in