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Your name is Henry Cobbledick and you're in an office in Atlanta, Georgia. The firm that you work for handles the accounts of a bunch of small businesses in the city. It's not an exciting job, but it pays the bills.
With thirty-five years and an unhealthy paunch under your belt, a bachelor's degree in business administration, and a severe case of male pattern baldness, it's not like you're suited for anything else. The last time that you worked out was when you adjusted the position of your couch last week. The last time that you spoke to someone that cares about you was when you called your mom a couple of months ago. The last time that anyone showed any romantic interest in you was back in college, over a decade ago.
It's not much of a life, but you don't let your depressing circumstances distract you from your <span class="mu-i">interests</span>.
Whenever the floor manager isn't peeking over your shoulder, you often browse all sorts of strange material on your laptop. You escape from the banality of your existence by indulging in esoterica, by hoarding occult knowledge and committing all manner of peculiare symbols to memory. Every now and then, when your commitment to your <span class="mu-i">interests</span> impacts your performance, you have to go through a disciplinary procedure, but you remain undeterred in your pursuit of the unusual.
Where in particular do your <span class="mu-i">interests</span> lie?
>Neopaganism. You practise a mishmash of ancient European heathenry that incorporates Ásatrú, Fyrnsidu, Irminism and so much more.
>Thelema. Every day, you strive to distance yourself from your material reality so that you might follow your True Will and commune with your inner daimon.
>Goetia. You own a copy of the Lemegeton and have committed many of the seals, circles and sigils that it contains to memory.
>Chaos magic. The potent psychic energy that all men possess can achieve anything, if it is unshackled from rigid beliefs and channelled with subconscious intent.
>Sex magic. You consider yourself an initiate of the Ordo Templi Orientis and have already unlocked multiple chakras through sexual transmutation.
>Martial arts. Having taught yourself Aikido, Baguazhang and Muay Thai, you have merged them to create a 'unique' style of your own.
>Alchemy. With your knowledge, you can turn water into wine, lead into gold, and so much more. If only you had access to the right equipment.
>Reaction-free technology. Newtonian mechanics are a lie. You know of technology that could make humanity an inter-galactic species within a century.
>Syncretic heresy. You blend various heresies into a unique form of Christianity, including Monarchianism, Antinomianism and of course, Gnosticism.
>You may choose more than one.
With thirty-five years and an unhealthy paunch under your belt, a bachelor's degree in business administration, and a severe case of male pattern baldness, it's not like you're suited for anything else. The last time that you worked out was when you adjusted the position of your couch last week. The last time that you spoke to someone that cares about you was when you called your mom a couple of months ago. The last time that anyone showed any romantic interest in you was back in college, over a decade ago.
It's not much of a life, but you don't let your depressing circumstances distract you from your <span class="mu-i">interests</span>.
Whenever the floor manager isn't peeking over your shoulder, you often browse all sorts of strange material on your laptop. You escape from the banality of your existence by indulging in esoterica, by hoarding occult knowledge and committing all manner of peculiare symbols to memory. Every now and then, when your commitment to your <span class="mu-i">interests</span> impacts your performance, you have to go through a disciplinary procedure, but you remain undeterred in your pursuit of the unusual.
Where in particular do your <span class="mu-i">interests</span> lie?
>Neopaganism. You practise a mishmash of ancient European heathenry that incorporates Ásatrú, Fyrnsidu, Irminism and so much more.
>Thelema. Every day, you strive to distance yourself from your material reality so that you might follow your True Will and commune with your inner daimon.
>Goetia. You own a copy of the Lemegeton and have committed many of the seals, circles and sigils that it contains to memory.
>Chaos magic. The potent psychic energy that all men possess can achieve anything, if it is unshackled from rigid beliefs and channelled with subconscious intent.
>Sex magic. You consider yourself an initiate of the Ordo Templi Orientis and have already unlocked multiple chakras through sexual transmutation.
>Martial arts. Having taught yourself Aikido, Baguazhang and Muay Thai, you have merged them to create a 'unique' style of your own.
>Alchemy. With your knowledge, you can turn water into wine, lead into gold, and so much more. If only you had access to the right equipment.
>Reaction-free technology. Newtonian mechanics are a lie. You know of technology that could make humanity an inter-galactic species within a century.
>Syncretic heresy. You blend various heresies into a unique form of Christianity, including Monarchianism, Antinomianism and of course, Gnosticism.
>You may choose more than one.
