>>11244680OP here. this post made dozens of "episodes" burst into my memory
>sent my toys on missions to mess with bosses, job interviewers, after college>sent my toys on a black ops mission to break into my gf's house while she slept, put a vibrator on her clit and a sharpie in her asshole so she'd subconsciously orgasm during anal stimulation and make her wanna do anal with me more (kinda like the pinky trick). this unit was a few 3.75in GI Joe's with gas masks because her panties probably smelled nasty esp if you were sticking things in the pipes>a recurring play episode was my toys invading our mean neighbor's house through the pipes, sabotaging their septic tank, and causing piss/shit water to flood their house.>loved fantasizing about my toys capturing like a real-life freight ship or container with tens of thousands of units of a specific toy, like literally 20,000+ Marvel Universe 3.75-inch Thanos w/ Infinity Gauntlet. or what would happen if 20,000 Thanoses with Infinity Gauntlets went rogue and because i felt i had the strongest toy collection in the world, i'd be the only one to stop it. this caused me to add a few characters stronger than IG Thanos to my collection, who have pre-emptive measures for such an occurrence. I even sent my toy collection on missions to lobby against toy companies to not produce too many toys stronger than my collections' characters. >similar to the above, imagined my toys catching wind of a Chinese toy factory, whose boss was assassinated and controlled by a group of rogue toys, and was planning the mass production of millions of toys more powerful than mine that would be enough to take over universes. My toys had to sabotage their operations. >had my half-dozen variations of Thanos w/ Infinity Gauntlet manipulate sports outcomes 