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Jumpluff, because I used it to win a legit tournament, and because the way it wiggles like a cheerleader.
When I'm on the toilet, trying to take a shit, I grab the plunger and pretend it's a sword or a staff or a spaceship throttle or something. It makes it easier for me to take the shit, especially if it's noisy or there are people over. I have never told anyone this.