>>12468115http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWfP71MQusIYou decide "OKAY LORD FARQUAAD I WILL GIVE YOU THE KICK OF YOUR BALLS' LIFE"
You give him a kick in the balls and then burp nasty garlions (Garlic onion hybrids that grow pure in your swamp.), Lord Farquaad goes, "FUCK YOU SHREK I AM THE GINGERFUCK MAN"
He throws out his poke ball which has a Salamence that's red because it references the movie.
"hello I am salamance. get shrek'd." she says.
You go, "BUT I AM SHREK! MUK GO AND KICK HER ASS"
Muk is like "NIGGA SHREK I'M LEVEL 5 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS FUCK WORKS!"
Shrek goes "Okay then just try you're best mang."
A) Use Toxic.
B) Use Shrek 4.
C) Use Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz.