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More Green for your rancid soul.
>Be you
>After years of wandering the world, you decided to settle down.
>Settle down with your Gardevoir that is.
>You first met her when you first started your journey, and after years together you became lovers.
>You both decided that you would open a grocery store in the city, bellow your lost where you both currently live.
>Things couldn't be better, and considering you're in the city, you never want for business.
>There's just one problem.
>A women has started to frequent your store. Every day she comes in, in the morning of all times.
>She doesn't come in because she loves groceries, and certainly not because she think your apron wearing Gardevoir is cute like other customers. No, she comes in the hit on you.
>Which isn't something you mind, it's just that you're a taken man. And she also buys at least one thing before leaving.
>The sole problem lies with your jealous Gardevoir.
>Which brings you to your current situation.
>The woman is inevitably going to try and get your to skip work so she can show you the city. Which you being the nice guy you are, and after having turned down the offer several times, will have to say yes to.
>What are you going to do? Tell her you're humping your Gardevoir and have her call the cops on you, and tear your and your love apart, while simultaneously destroying your business? No, the best thing to do is humor her.
>Which brings your to your current situation.
>You've just opened shop and right on time your admirer has come in.
>Ever since the woman started frequenting your store, your Gardevoir has come up with increasingly aggressive ways for you to turn her down.
>(Throw eggs at her.)
No.
>(I left some miltank milk out three days ago, I'll go get it so you can splash her with it.)
That's disgusting and a waste of money.
>(Snap her torso panties and call her a harlot)
That's just flat out mean.
>(Tell her you're gay and you like hairy male butt.)
Dede!!
>(It is the only way.)
