>>36048730What if, hear me out now, after 3 years in a relationship, she grew to love pokemon as much as I do and enjoys playing to complete the dex with me all while, get this, letting me film myself inseminating her so I can jack off to us when i'm on work trips. I know this is 4chan but there's just no possible way he could be telling the truth, right?
>>36048745good luck anon!
but work the latina on the side cause you never know