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"Terrible battler?! Hello--I'M LITERALLY THE CHAMPION."
"Just goes to show how low modern standards are then. Even the bottom ten percent can be a winner these days!"
>'I suddenly remember why I hate this guy so much.'"Either way, it doesn't matter if you're even halfway decent now, you were shit then and nothing can change that. Sweeping your team was fun at first, but it soon wore its novelty and became a chore. I thought you would never get better, I was no longer interested and I wanted to sever our ties, but your aura never changed. I still had to keep tabs on you, but I needed to develop a persona to mask my identity while maintaining a close proximity."
"Little did I know, this disguise would help me in more than one way. And thus--Giga Nigga was born."
A) "I still can't believe it. What the fuck. You're messed up."
B) "Yknow I kinda thought it was fishy that I had a pre-existing ethnically diverse companion that I had never mentioned up until that point."
C) "..Why a black guy, though?"