>>50230427As for being obese, I'm definitely over a hundred pounds overweight, but at the widest point it's all of two inches diameter, if not less, because it's always been pretty much evenly distributed.
I find it important to note my late-40s dad is the one who looked at Ikea products, saw a plush shark, and promptly bought it. He also gets board games we never play from Kickstarter. Quite routinely. They're taking up more space than the 20 years of Magic collection ever did, before he had to panic-sell that for a house payment.
