>>12731077You install Gentoo but it doesn't help because Justin is a furry.
As a cover-up Shadow uses his CHAOS POWERS!!!11 to summon Reshiram.
"Hello I am Reshiram, I am the best character in the story, I am better than the Justin and the Chris-chan combined."
Immediately, Justin drops the battle to be with his lover, "Reshiram! I love you!"
"We're finally reunited, Justin!"
The two make out because that is what they do.
Shadow puts you on his motorcycle, "QUICKLY GO TO HER."
You frown, "BUT WHAT OF SHADOW, SHADOW?"
Shadow puts on an explosive neck collar and takes out a sword, "I AM SORRY SYLVEON, BUT MY TIME HERE IS OGRE."
He commits soduku and explodes, his head falls in your hands.
"thinkeng of fast" he says then he dies.
";_;7"
You run to the cage where Icetits is at but Justin predicted you would do all this because he is a shindoku. He has a bodyguard for you to fight.
>This bodyguard is...A) Ken-sama.
B) Kubo
C) Sakura
D) Kojima
