>>18448146Heads up, that trainer-in-training is you, a younger Calem Calemson. But like, in the way back past, and edgier. When you were trying too hard to be cool with what was considered "hip" back then.With your hands stuffed in your pockets, a Cherubi-flavored lollipop in your mouth, and an overall pessimistic disposition on your face, you enter the school library in hopes of finding something that might be able to help you with an assignment.
>'...Lotta hot, sad bitches in here today... They all look like prime Gothitelle trainers. Scum mainstream shit, I say'But there's no time to hit on them, you unfortunately need to check out a certain book, and you're going to do just that. Your intention is to not spend any more than five minutes in this disgusting hellhole.
With an exhausted yawn, you waste no time in confronting the school librarian. You lean on the counter, an elbow propping your chin up, and remove your lollipop in order to declare the following in the edgiest tone possible.
"Yo, carpet muncher! Listen up, in the mood for a book and you're going to give me the hook-up, alright?"
That certainly gets his attention. Peeved, he turns around, if only because you're the first person today that deliberately wants to seek out literature, and it's halfway past the afternoon.
He's listening now.
"--Look, I'm not gonna bother with the deets, I just need this book for like a report, or some shit. Looking to become a trainer see, going to raise Pokemon, but not just cute and shitty squeaky Pokemon, nah, I'm only gonna train strong Pokemon, only viable mons for me. Overused or overboard's my motto, get used to it. But point is--teach won't let me do that crap unless I pass this semester. So I'm going to need a copy of--"
>The punny book you want is...A) Galvantula's Travels
B) The Catcher in the Raichu
C) The Adventures of Shuckleberry Finn
D) The Great Gastly
E) Enspoinklopedia Brown
