>>17502963http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4uj-23TBIHexcalibur continues his great tale, "Ahh yes, GATHER AROUND EELS, as I relinquish your woes of daily eel lives by reciting another great ethical moral-detailing tale from my life! This story in fact, dates back to the great times of yesteryear, it was on THIS DAY...about a few years ago. I KNEW A BOY--BUT HE WAS NOT FROM THE FIFTH GENERATION THEREFORE HE WAS TRASH."
"Eelek? Trik trik?"
"Trik trik!"
They beg for him to keep going.
"What is that? FOOL. You'll have to speak up, for I am unenlightened in the language of the eels, I don't speak lamprey, FOOL! Anyway, this referential tale of lore dates back in a region that is not the great Unova and has nothing to do with the great legend of the cool dude of truth and the perverted delinquent of ideals, NO NO THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY--This story dates back to a time that I already mentioned."
"THERE WAS ONCE THIS YOUNG BOY. Yes. There was. I think his name was Carl. It is not his real name, but we'll pretend that it is for the fact that I cannot remember his real one. ANYHOW, our hero was a young boy--and he was an extremely bad hero, HE COULD NOT WIELD THE BLADE OF HEXCALIBUR--FOR HE WAS WHAT THE COMMONERS OF TODAY CALL: A SUPER MEGA ULTRA PUSSY."
"He was such a bore, there was nothing interesting about him, he was so beta too, he couldn't even hug a girl if you gave him an offer! He was...SUCH A LOSER. A WORSE LOSER THAN...MY CURRENT PARTNER IN GRIME."
>'Oh gee. That's comforting.'Hexcalibur is about to continue his story, but the Clembot interrupts him.
[STOP TALKING. Eelektross, use Flamethrower!]
A) Use Autotomize!
B) Use Shadow Ball!
C) Use Sacred Sword!
D) Use Swords Dance!
