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>be me
>tynamo
>chillin in chargestone cave
>see some blonde bimbo
>she sees me
>oh fuk
>she throws a ball at me
>too slow to dodge it
>not strong enough to break out
>god fucking damn it
>i can hear her talking from inside my pokeball
>talking about taking me back to some lab for research
>i dont want to be a test subject
>my new master decides to stay the night at a Pokecenter
>she leaves me with the nurse
>idea
>wait until middle of the night
>escape my pokeball
>sneak my way to the bedrooms
>find blonde bimbo's room
>swim up to her bed
>target acquired
>it's time
>line up my shot
>use tackle
>im in
>it smells like fish
>she wakes up and shrieks
>fuck i gotta go
>i start going deeper
>she uses her hand to go in after me
>you're not capturing me a second time bitch
>swim faster
>i'm at the end
>large empty room
>better make myself comfy
>months go by
>i'm still living inside this bitch
>survive by eating some weird white syrup that comes from some black fountain every day
